Top Ten Status Updates
I was looking through my old Farcebook status updates – these were my top ten, in no particular order. Please help yourselves, and feel free to add some of your own in the comments section, I am sure to use them:
- “will be as faithful to you as a dog and come every time you whistle”
- “is bigger on the inside”
- “remembers the time you ate his goldfish”
- “wanted to unleash a deadly computer virus on you all but couldn’t master the technology – would you mind manually deleting all the important files from your hard drive please and pass this on to fifty of your friends?”
- “is why they put a warning on the box”
- “knows where you live”
- “doesn’t understand why the cat was in the bag in the first place”
- “says the first law of thermodynamics is that we don’t talk about thermodynamics”
- “is proof that ancient man mated with neanderthals”
- “bought some batteries, but they weren’t included”
This entry was posted on 12.01.25 by Kyle. It was filed under musings, sex, writing and was tagged with comedy, dark comedy, Facebook, Farcebook, First law of thermodynamics, Hard disk drive, Heat, Physical law, Physics, Social network, Thermodynamics, Top 40, top ten.
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