Pictures of my dick
Her
u leaving me?!!!
Monday, 11:46 PM
Me
wot bit of *we are thru* didnt u get?
Monday, 11:47 PM
Her
if u leave me ill post pics of ur dick all over the internet!!!
Monday, 11:47 PM
Me
u cant!
Monday, 11:47 PM
Her
try n stop me! the whole world will see how tiny it is LOL!!!
Monday, 11:49 PM
Me
no i mean i knew u wud do that β im 1 step ahead of u – i posted 100s of pics of my dick on the internet last nite! hahahaha fuk u!
Monday, 11:50 PM
Thanks to Snarkysnatch for the idea.
This entry was posted on 12.02.16 by Kyle. It was filed under comedy, flash fiction, love, writing and was tagged with breakups, humour, SMS, text messages.
wha-what? How could I resist this. No pics. Lame. (; I coulda sworn I’d been following you all the while. I’m ashamed. You are too cute to miss.
12.10.07 at 18.48
thank you for being so sweet – you’re pretty cute too, so just for you here is a picture of my dick: https://kylemew.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/imag0476.jpg
12.10.08 at 13.17
caliente! I must admit that link made me a bit nervous!
12.10.08 at 20.44
hehe – bet you clicked on it tho – sorry π
12.10.09 at 06.59
Duh! Had to.
12.10.09 at 23.06
I laughed and laughed….
12.03.31 at 19.34
good
12.03.31 at 19.34
Probably more! haha
12.03.18 at 12.35
748 the last time i googled it. π
12.03.18 at 13.14
Hahahaha….how I came upon your blog I don’t even know…but so glad I did. For the laughter it causes…..for the sensual stir. Yep…..it’s definitely good for my soul…thank you.
12.03.10 at 14.55
i’m so glad you did though
12.03.10 at 15.25
Hahaha! Just saw this now Snooks! Good stuff!!! I mean your dick photographs well. This writing piece ain’t bad either.
12.02.22 at 19.09
you are far too kind – the secret is a good zoom lens π
12.02.22 at 19.15
howdy,
i am writing regarding the dick i saw advertised a hundred times on the internet last night…. how much would shipping to Charlottesville, Virginia, USA cost? ball park figures are fine.
12.02.19 at 21.25
i’m not sure – i’m in london uk – do you want the dick mailed on its own or with the man attached?
12.02.19 at 21.27
attached man would be highly rewarded.
12.02.19 at 21.59