Metaphorically speaking of course
I’m a writer darling,
You can’t trust anything I say,
Like a magician
But not as clever,
But with a bigger cock.
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I’m a writer darling,
You can’t trust anything I say,
Like a magician
But not as clever,
But with a bigger cock.
It’s so true about not trusting anything a writer says.
12.02.28 at 17.57
not sure i believe that
12.02.28 at 20.27
twisting words and meanings is what writers do
12.02.28 at 22.30
we pay a price for it though
12.02.28 at 22.32
yes we do
12.02.28 at 22.34
yes, somehow we lose part of ourselves and end up belonging to others
12.02.28 at 22.37
I like your metaphorical cock. #nohomo
12.02.28 at 17.18
Awwww, and I only came here from my inbox to say I’m glad it’s gone from being metaphorically small to big. But someone got here before me. (Now I too am being far far far too predictable).
12.02.28 at 14.29
I’m glad you did come though – you have not blogged in far too long and have been missed – check back later, I’m going to bare my soul.
12.02.28 at 14.41
We can be predictable together then.
12.02.28 at 14.47
So that last bit is just metaphorical?
12.02.28 at 13.47
yes, of course, i have a tiny cock.
12.02.28 at 13.49
I was referring to you not being clever. 🙂
12.02.28 at 14.02
LOL
shhh, but i have a tiny intelligence too.
12.02.28 at 14.03
Your intelligence seems quite big to me. Maybe you’re showing it to the wrong people. (Okay, I’m done. Promise)
12.02.28 at 14.05
LOL i hope you are not done – at least I can send unsolicited pictures of my tiny intelligence to women and not irritate them.
12.02.28 at 14.40
Send away! I’m a big fan of intelligence in a man, no matter how tiny. What woman would get irritated by that? Not this one. Lol.
12.02.28 at 14.46
ha – you are a star – sometimes i think my blog *is* nothing more than a metaphorical dick display LOL
12.02.28 at 15.16