Thank you so much for thinking of me and offering me “A rock hard massive love rocket, which pleasing your lady very much so” in your recent email. It was such a kind offer and so thoughtful of you.
I am new to the internet but have made lots of friends already and have even won a lottery in a country that I have never even heard of.
Sadly at my time of life I have little need of a “massive love rocket” as you so genteelly put it and prefer a good book and a cup of cocoa to “all night pumping fuck action”, but you are sweet to think of me.
Please write again and do stay in touch.
Reginald Barnsley (Mr.)