I am flattered to have been nominated for two blogger awards, and I am honoured, and fully erect, to have been nominated by Kat of the wonderful SnarkySnatch and Gabriela of the fantastic Cribbings. Both awards require me to reveal things about myself and to nominate other bloggers. Well.. as you already know, if you follow my blog, there is nothing about me that is worthy of note, other than my tiny penis and my inability to get an erection. Also, I couldn’t possibly nominate other blogs, as I never actually read any of your boring shit. What? You don’t think I’ve got a life here?

Seriously – you all know all the weird shit about me already, with the exception of a couple of things that I will reveal in this post, like how tricky it is to type in my gimp outfit. You also know that I love you all (except you, of course) and couldn’t possibly select my favourite blogs. Nevertheless I’m gonna have a try, and there will be a lot more than seven.

Where do I start? well not with SnarkySnatch or Cribbings, obviously, their blogs suck. Of course, anyone who has ever visited their sites will know that I kid about that. These are blogs whose posts I await eagerly and miss when they are not there. If you don’t already follow them, then do so now.

SnarkySnatch is one of the highlights of my day, her posts are cutting and true and beautifully satirical and at the same time, gentle and honest and sweet (although I doubt she will thank me for those last three adjectives). I never know whether to wank or giggle when I read her posts, so I tend to do both (is that wrong Kat?).

Cribbings is another blog that thrills me with its honesty and freshness. This woman writes from her heart and you can feel that in her words, there is a real artistry to what she does and she talks about anything and everything with eloquence and feeling and wit.

Thank you both for nominating me – I love you both to pieces and one day I may even bother to read your blogs.

Enough arse licking, eh? (although I would happily lick these girls butts all day and not just metaphorically – in fact, I would willingly eat a mile of their shit, just to see where it came from. Ain’t I the romantic, eh?

Here are some of the blogs that get me up in the morning. They are in no particular order but… if I had to pick a favourite it would have to be Tales of a Charm City Chick by the outstanding La La. These delightful anecdotes and snippets of 21st century city life capture what its like to be a woman today and do it with charm and humour and clever insight, although she does need to work on her spelling and grammar a bit.

If I had to pick another favourite it would most certainly be My Own Private Universe by my great friend, the drop-dead-gorgeous Robin. I love this woman and I love her blog. It is full of brilliantly clever insight and wonderfully and skilfully written. Follow her now, or I will have you killed. Her latest serialisation Ashes2Ashes is chilling and compelling and as beautiful as it is scary. Er… Robin, its not private if you blog it, ok?

If I could have just one more favourite it would be my mate Maria’s ArtfulHelix. Mostly a series of reviews of great artists and writers, ArtfulHelix has opened my mind and educated me and showed me things I thought I knew through fresh eyes.

There are so many blogs I want to mention. Like the wonderful Pete Armetta, who has the kind of romantic, deep heart that is a delight to find in a man these days. Then there is Wobsy of Mental Gymnastics whose blog is a never ending source of variety and fun and information.

Where would a mention of my favourite, most heart and cock warming blogs be without the arousing Gillian Colbert at Black door press, who I suspect is a female version of me, or Dahlia of Possessive Habits, whose dark heart thrills me to the core, or Love Sex and Marriage and Little Miss of Dirty Little Whispers, you write like 21st Century dirty little angels and I love you. You ladies fill my day with excitement, please never ever stop blogging.

Then there is TheOthers1 who authors Honesty and Discovery. A great poet and thinker and the only woman ever to turn me on with nothing more than a picture of a foot in a flip-flop.

A special mention has to be made of Susie Lindau, who is looking at writing naughty and, from what I’ve read, I think she will be brilliant at it, red-hot brilliant. can’t wait Susie. Also a blog I only just discovered needs a mention, June Like The Month is a blog you must check out, raw, honest and very sexy. I love people that can bare their souls like she does.

There are hundreds more ass-kicking blogs and I wish I had time to mention you all, but i got to go play with myself now.

Ok, enough arse-kissing. Know that I love every motherfucking one of you and you are all welcome to come and suck my dick anytime you want, boys as well as girls  – one at a time or all together, its all good. You are like a family to me. I have found friendship and beauty and wisdom and art and greatness here on WordPress. I have found brilliance and thrills and laughter and tears through your words. Never go away or you will break my little heart.

~ k )

38 responses

  1. Thanks Kyle. U fucking rock!

    12.03.15 at 05.13

    • my pleasure my treasure

      12.03.15 at 13.05

  2. Aww. You really are the sweetest!!! (hugs)

    12.03.14 at 14.47

    • for you

      12.03.14 at 14.51

      • Heehee. So Indie! I love! 😛

        12.03.14 at 15.03

        • they are so indie, they haven’t even heard of themselves

          12.03.14 at 16.16

          • Hahaha. I like them though, I like their “souuuuund”, 😛

            12.03.14 at 17.46

            • i’m not generally a fan of the whole folk/indie thing but these gals and guys are great and they sing about pirates! and a bassoon? who ever heard of such a thing? i first came across them busking on the central line.

              12.03.14 at 17.51

              • Hahaha. Nooo. I love them for that. The fact that they’re so original. 😛

                12.03.14 at 18.24

  3. Thanks for you kind words you HUNG HORSE of a man! Well deserved and you’re always appreciated.

    Glad you’re a part of my world big Kyle.

    12.03.13 at 09.48

    • and you mine my brother from another mother
      ‘big kyle’ aw shucks

      12.03.13 at 09.54

  4. Gillian Colbert

    The female version of you … I take that as a compliment!

    Thank you!

    12.03.12 at 00.49

    • good because that could also be a terrible insult lol

      12.03.12 at 01.09

  5. junelikethemonth

    oh, kyle, you honor me with your mention…and congrats on your nomination…i love your blog, but you know this already…and you can thank kat’s nomination for me finding ya…she just passes us around like the whores we are,huh?
    oh, and i would be honored to suck your dick anytime,hun…but don’t be too complimented, we all know how i am,lol

    12.03.11 at 21.53

    • if you can find it, its all yours lol – thanks – kat is where its at eh? she is our pimp and we are all her whores, and i, for one, am happy to be so.
      very soon i will be reblogging your stuff but first i need to come up with some original shit of my own, my mojo seems to be flagging a little right now
      thanks for your support and encouragement, especially earlier today
      you are a rising star

      12.03.11 at 22.43

      • junelikethemonth

        awwwww ❤

        12.03.11 at 23.29

    • reading it now your epicness and thank you

      12.03.11 at 22.38

  6. snarkysnatch

    “I never know whether to wank or giggle when I read her posts, so I tend to do both (is that wrong Kat?).”

    Kyle I would prefer a wank without giggle. I enjoy the image of men jizziming themselves with their balls in a vice clamp, screaming out like a wombat being castrated. You get extra points if you are wearing leather chaps and a horse bridle.

    Thank you for those kind words Kyle. You are such a gent despite what the people in your country say about you. Oh and it looks like those videos I am sending of my donkey loving are indeed paying off. You are clearly smitten with this kitten’s work. Now if I can only get you to adore my “Snatch” as much as you delight in my Snarky musings…. it would make for such a “happy ending” don’t you think?

    12.03.11 at 17.01

    • if you promise to take control of that vice clamp and make me scream like a wombat being castrated, then we may have a deal

      12.03.11 at 17.11

  7. Why thank you! Great post. I will check out some of the others.

    12.03.11 at 16.28

    • you are more than welcome

      12.03.11 at 16.30

      • also, I can spell. ass.

        12.03.11 at 16.34

  8. Fan-fuckin-tastic! You’re amazingly great at stroking my ego… I’m going to leave the thought there…
    Thanks doll!

    12.03.11 at 16.25

    • i only said what i thought

      12.03.11 at 16.26

      • X – the second part’s up now… lemme know whatcha think please dear.

        12.03.11 at 16.27

  9. I am thrilled to be included in your faves! I just read this to my husband Danny who loved it as well. You have given me the courage to write a few steamy scenes in my book Kyle and for that will be eternally grateful. I am so glad I found your blog even if it means I have to take more showers….

    12.03.11 at 16.20

    • you are naughty – make sure to send me details of the book and where and when i can buy a copy
      i am stiff in anticipation but ssshhhhh, don’t let hubby see that 🙂

      12.03.11 at 16.25

      • Hahaha! You got me so excited that I forgot to congratulate you on your awards! Awesome!
        I will let you know when it’s published…

        12.03.11 at 16.29

        • make sure you do and any sneak previews will be gratefully received x

          12.03.11 at 16.30

          • I would love to have you look them over before I send them out…

            12.03.11 at 16.32

  10. TheOthers1

    Congrats on your award! You’re a gem. 🙂

    12.03.11 at 16.14

    • and you are a star

      12.03.11 at 16.18

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