I think I must be some kind of pervert

I think I’m a pervert, because I just don’t seem to get turned on by the same things that other guys do. Do you know what my favourite “porn” is? scrolling through a sexy conversation I’ve had with a woman I’m keen on, or one that has talked dirty to me, reading the words she has written to me. Looking into a woman’s imagination gets me hotter than looking down her panties, although that does it for me too and any of you wanna share, please feel free to send those pics/vids in, just add a few lines or two of text though please.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not opposed in any way to porn or sexy images and often masturbate to pictures and video but, and this is where you will realise just what a sicko I am, I tend to look at faces. a good come face will do it to me every time. No matter how wide her legs are spread or how much boobage is on display, no matter how splattered she might be with cum (why do guys/I find that so sexy?) she might be,  if she has a cheeky grin or a sexy smile, then that is probably what I will be looking at when I come.

When I masturbate, I tell myself stories (rather than imagine situations), some of which you may have read here, and when I can’t put a decent plot together, when I can’t imagine a beginning, a middle and an end, or when my characters feel unformed or the set-up unbelievable, I struggle to come. Even though I think Beyonce Knowles and Germaine Greer are gorgeous, I would far rather fantasise about a woman I know. It gets worse though, and I hate to admit this, but I fantasise about foreplay when I play with myself, I fantasise about massaging her back or feet or washing her hair, about turning her on. See, I told you I was weird. I told you I was a pervert. Please help me find decent professional help.

31 responses

  1. Pingback: On Being a Word Perv « Black Door Press

  2. Hahaha…I dunno which I like better…the post or the response to it !!!

    12.03.15 at 02.19

    • i like your response best

      12.03.15 at 19.06

  3. Gillian Colbert

    I tell myself stories too. I write in my mind while I masturbate, I’ve come just reading a sexy book no touch required. Half the blogs I read leave me quivering and dripping. I love porn and sexy pics, but I want the words.

    I’m happy to be a word perv.

    I think you might be my other half??

    12.03.14 at 15.10

    • you write words that get me as close to coming without touch as i ever have. right now all i reckon is needed is for you to look at it to set me off, or maybe just breathe on it

      consider my next post for you

      12.03.14 at 16.20

      • Gillian Colbert

        I’m flattered … I can’t wait

        12.03.14 at 18.36

  4. artfulhelix

    Hey Kyle,
    Okay, first you don’t need Professional help, you just need to except. When I say except I mean your self for who you are. So what if you are a perv, you’re not the bad kind but the good. There is nothing wrong with the way you get off, if there was there would be something wrong with a lot of us, and yes me included.
    The only thing is most men are superficial, they don’t care one bit about the woman they are masturbating to, all they want is to see a pussy and some tits and that is enough for them. But for people like us it takes more. Yeah I have watched porn, I have looked at magazines, but none of that dose it for me like words. I have been with men who never say a word when we are having sex, and I can’t get off with them. Not just any words do it either, make me feel sexy, whisper dirty little things in my ear as you play with me, tell me how good it feels with my mouth on your cock, hell tell me I am a dirty girl and slap my ass, but talk to me! I have been told by many men and woman I am dirtier then most men, I am a freek, nothing wrong with that. But I embrace my dirty side, found a man as dirty as I am and married him, but I do still fantasise about other men and situations, mainly when I am alone.
    I have sat here on my lap top and read your stories wishing a could be alone with my self and your words. I don’t like to admit it, but even now I am getting a little hot saying all this. So know you are never alone and perfect the way you are!

    12.03.14 at 15.01

    • your words inspire me M and thrill me. thank you. i think i must write more and share more and i think i will. you are a star

      12.03.14 at 16.15

      • artfulhelix

        You always make me smile 🙂 Glade my words could be inspiration for you. Happy writing!

        12.03.14 at 16.46

  5. This totally works for me, you’re not alone there bud and I admire how you embrace this side and articulate so many things that I relate to. Seriously. 🙂

    Now back to my hot chat site!!!

    12.03.14 at 10.06

  6. Words can arouse me in a far deeper way than photos, videos too. I think I’m weird as well. Plus when I masturbate I usually start clothed, although I don’t really rip my own clothing off with my teeth or anything. I coax myself into it. Play a little hard to get.

    As for professional help, probably I should send you my phone number! 🙂

    Bisous Mr. Kyle,

    12.03.14 at 04.18

    • you play hard to get with yourself? i think that is just adorable.

      bisous à toi aussi dawn

      12.03.14 at 09.46

  7. You’re real and there is nothing wrong with that.

    12.03.14 at 02.25

    • and you are sweet

      12.03.14 at 02.53

  8. tits and ass.. that’s superficial bullshit. you take it to another layer, add some depth to what you want, what you desire, what turns you on… that doesn’t make you a pervert, it makes you a man. Any guy can cum all over an orchestra of photographed pussies, turn the page and do it again but you take a look at a face, and what are you really looking at…you’re looking at the eyes, the mouth, expression and depth….you’re looking at a person. You put a story together in your mind while you masturbate, that makes you a man and how fucking sexy is that!

    12.03.14 at 01.02

    • what you say jenni is so nice – i am not sure i am so different from other wankers, but i have to say i rather like the idea of an orchestra of pussies – is that really the correct collective pronoun? i hope so, if not, it ought to be – you are very sweet to respond to my masturbatory musings so. thank you

      12.03.14 at 01.38

  9. Hmm… I could be wrong here – it has happened before more times than I’m willing to admit – but I think you’re going to be okay luv. As far as turn-ons go, getting off on words really isn’t that rare… though I think it might just be more common amongst women than men (but I could be wrong about that too). At any rate, I’m pretty sure I must be more fucked up than you… I read this and went, “aww, that’s so sweet.” Now I’m having a mental debate with myself about where I got my definition of romance from.

    12.03.14 at 00.08

    • i can only assume then that we both need a good therapist LOL
      i think i will have to go look it up in the dictionary
      luv ya sweetie

      12.03.14 at 01.41

      • Hmm… wonder if we can get a group discount.
        Luv right back at ya doll.

        12.03.14 at 14.34

        • wordpress should pay for it

          12.03.14 at 14.36

          • hmm… that’s not a bad idea.

            12.03.14 at 14.37

  10. TheOthers1

    I’m not sure any of what you’ve said is a problem. I think we need to change our definition of normal/weird. Everyone has the things that turn them on. I’m not going to like you less.

    12.03.13 at 23.17

    • just between you and me… i also like to look a flip-flopped right foot too

      12.03.13 at 23.20

      • TheOthers1

        Lol. Okay, that’s a totally different story. You crack me up.

        12.03.13 at 23.27

  11. ok kyle…you know what your problem really is? are you sure you want to hear the truth? you’re totally a chick,lol…that’s how women get turned on and masturbate…
    now, notice i don’t say “we”…why? because i am totally a dude when it comes to that shit,lol…i think about guy’s cocks, whether it is in my mouth or my pussy…but i am sooo thinking about all the parts…i could give a rat’s ass about his face, at all,lol…
    be both backassward, aren’t we?

    12.03.13 at 23.09

    • haha – so i’m a chick and you’re a guy? ok. but i know i’m not gay because i’ve tried that and although it was fun it totally wasn’t for me. the sex was good but the romance sucked. just read that back. fuck! you’re right! i’m a woman! but i don’t have tits! what a jip!!

      12.03.13 at 23.16

  12. I’m the same, all about words. Your imagination is sometimes better than photos. Books better than film and all that 😉

    12.03.13 at 23.04

    • i knew you’d get me. so how do we raise funds for our much needed psychotherapy?

      12.03.13 at 23.17

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