I don’t get it.

Why am I being sent all these panties? I don’t get it. Is it meant to be sexy? Let me say right now, it is not. I’m sure they were hot when you slipped them off and popped them in the post, but by the time they have travelled halfway round the world to get here they are just crusty. What am I, some kind of laundry service?

Oh, and while I’m at it, can you all please be a little more imaginative with your passwords? I am sick to the back teeth of your husbands figuring them out and waking up to find my farcebook wall covered in death threats from these limp-dicked excuses for men.

13 responses

  1. Come on….used granny panties are sexy.

    12.03.21 at 17.57

    • hahaha – of course, i just don’t need so many

      12.03.21 at 18.05

  2. Hahaha…lovely indeed!

    12.03.21 at 03.24

    • thank you so much

      12.03.21 at 18.08

  3. Thats a fucking hooter mew LOL that would break Benedict mid mass on Easter Sunday fucking LOL X

    12.03.20 at 05.01

    • thanks splinter x

      12.03.21 at 18.05

  4. You’ve been nominated for the Kreativ Blogger award. Woop woop.

    12.03.19 at 20.34

    • i don’t do the awards thing my darling but ask me to do anything you like and i am all yours

      12.03.19 at 20.55

      • I know. I mentioned that in the post. šŸ˜› Doesn’t take away from the fact that you still deserve it in my books.

        12.03.19 at 20.57

        • and your books are like a whole library to me

          12.03.20 at 03.25

  5. junelikethemonth

    bwahahahahahahahahaha

    12.03.19 at 18.58

    • you laugh – but my dry cleaning bill is through the roof and i look ridiculous in these skimpy bits of kit
      I have sent them all back, except those you sent me, of course

      12.03.19 at 20.59

      • junelikethemonth

        ha, you wish šŸ˜›

        12.03.20 at 06.15

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