I like to watch him shave

I do,
I like to watch him shave.
I like how he uses his clippers,
not a blade
and I like how much care he takes.
I like the faces he pulls
as he reaches every part of his chin,
the way he sticks his tongue into his lips and cheeks.
Don’t tell him,
but it turns me on.
I like that he cares.
I like that it matters to him.
I like how he knows his own face,
how he knows its contours.
I wish Β he’d wash his fucking feet sometimes though.

22 responses

  1. men shaving reminds me of my father, so can’t speak to the sexy part of it, but initmate it is. As for the feet…good to hear yours smell like roses…when it’s the fertilizer they smell like, you are likely to spend the night with the the thorns, rather than your own rose.

    12.08.06 at 19.05

  2. … so would I…

    12.08.05 at 07.30

  3. There is something incredible about watching a man shave…. and there is something incredibly unsexy about a man with stinky, unwashed feet. Actually, feet in general are pretty grosstastic.
    I read this (for the first time) last night on my phone while I was out to dinner… I giggle-snorted and the old couple sitting at the next table gave me the strangest looks. Good times. x

    12.03.22 at 14.57

    • good to hear
      hahaha so i guess seeing a man shave his feet would leave you conflicted sexually? πŸ˜€

      12.03.22 at 15.00

      • lmao Oh ya, I imagine it would. Damn it, now I’m curious about how I’d actually react to that.

        12.03.22 at 15.04

  4. Haha. I love watching men shave.. I don’t know.. There’s just something so amazing about how they concentrate for those 5 mins every morning.. πŸ˜›

    Men who don’t wash their feet. Gah. DIE DIE DIE. I’m sorry. I have HUGE foot odor issues.

    12.03.22 at 09.24

    • i was gonna say i had the idea as i was shaving but now i’m gonna say i had the idea when i was washing my feet

      12.03.22 at 10.04

      • Hahaha. I have no issues with YOUR foot odor. You’re too awesome otherwise for me to care. πŸ˜›

        12.03.22 at 11.27

        • for you i would wash my feet in spring water

          12.03.22 at 12.08

          • You really are the sweetest! πŸ™‚

            12.03.22 at 12.17

            • i wish that were true
              i would wash your feet in spring water too

              12.03.22 at 12.18

              • Yay!

                Could I paint your nails after? πŸ˜› *laughs inside her head*

                12.03.22 at 12.29

                • now it is you that is being the sweetest

                  12.03.22 at 12.31

                  • Awww… *happy dance*

                    12.03.22 at 13.15

                    • FANTASTIC! You really hit the nail on the head! Very aetcrive, different than the norm, and funny as hell! This was the first thing I read when I got out of bed this morning and I laughed my a** off! I absolutely love what you have come up with and will post my gratitude, assignments, and nominations in the next day or two. (I would do it sooner, but I have finals this weekend my classes are online.) Thank you so much for doing this! I am so happy and cannot wait to get my own award posted! -Cindy

                      12.04.11 at 17.58

  5. TheOthers1

    Watching a man shave feels so intimate and domestic to me. The feet washing thing made me lol

    12.03.22 at 00.44

    • you know me by now – gotta have a punchline, eh?

      12.03.22 at 00.47

      • TheOthers1

        Lol. Yes, and I enjoyed this punchline a great deal

        12.03.22 at 00.56

        • i only wish it wasn’t so often so true – we men do ourselves no favours sometimes – my feet, of course, smell like freshly picked roses

          12.03.22 at 01.01

  6. πŸ™‚

    12.03.21 at 23.07

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