I wasn’t here
I wasn’t here today. I had to get a new laptop and it took all day to set it up. I got a bargain and bought some great pants with the money I saved, except I hadn’t saved anything, it was all money I didn’t have anyway. Someday someone will have to explain to me how the economy works. Not today though.
This evening I had dinner with dear friends. We had duck. I told their little boy that it was Donald. He didn’t think that was funny and cried. I felt bad. Once our local butcher had a sign in his window next to some rabbit carcasses, it read “Watership Down: you’ve read the book and seen the film, now eat the cast.” I thought it was hilarious. Why don’t four year olds share my sense of humour? Anyway little fella, sorry to make you cry, it wasn’t Donald, it was Huey.
I will be back tomorrow with some properly thought out shit.
kyle mew 
Hahahaha. Donald? That is SO mean! If I’d been the four year old, I’d have kicked you in the shins, because that was the kind of kid I was. Lol. Now I’d probably just cast you a glare. 😛
I love the Duck Tales. DARE YOU SAY IT WAS HUEY. *death stare*
12.03.30 at 00.17
i love little max – i lost my boy and alex and jo are like family to me. today i had a delightful little interaction with max, it went like this:
max: look! a police car!
me: i don’t think it is
max: but it was going so fast
me: i don’t think it was
max: it had its sirens on
me: i don’t think it did
max: woo woo woo *runs round like a police car*
bless that little fucker, eh?
12.03.30 at 00.50
Hahaha. He sounds so bloody adorable!! I bet he’s a hoot all the time!
12.03.30 at 00.55
generally i would say he is a little shit – but yeah, he is lovely too
12.03.30 at 01.08
The Watership Down Line Was Very Cute.
I Woulda Likely Said “What’s Up, Doc?” Then I’d Point At The Rabbit-bodies. And Then I’d Say “NOT YOU GUYS, OBVIOUSLY!”
Then I Would Ask The Child Which One HE “Brought-Down” Just To See The Reaction From The Mother AND The Father!!! hahahahahha
P.RICE.LESS!!!
-BRAD
12.03.27 at 23.53
cheers big guy – i love you
12.03.30 at 00.45
LMAO that’s awesome! I’d have laughed… of course I’m not a four year old, you big meanie!
12.03.27 at 23.00
children can be so immature sometimes
12.03.28 at 00.58
This ain’t thought out? 🙂 I can just imagine your sense of humor, especially up against a small innocent child hehh
You CRACK me up!!
12.03.27 at 22.58