Top 10 reasons to have an internet boyfriend.
Internet romance is on a steady increase with more and more couples meeting and dating online, but Why? Is the traditional boyfriend going out of style, or is it that we spend so much of our time on the net, that it just makes sense to upload our love lives into the cloud too?
Here are 10 reasons why you should trade your real boyfriend for a virtual one.
- He can be from anywhere in the world.
- You can switch him off when he gets on your nerves.
- You can keep him on your phone and play with him when you are stuck in traffic.
- You’ll never catch an STD
- You don’t have to smell his feet,
- or farts,
- or do his washing, or look at his skid marked underwear.
- Virtual boyfriends are cheaper to run.
- You can have several at once.
- You don’t have to watch football with him.
Coming soon: ‘Top 10 reasons to have an internet girlfriend“.