Top 10 reasons to have an internet boyfriend.

Internet romance is on a steady increase with more and more couples meeting and dating online, but Why? Is the traditional boyfriend going out of style, or is it that we spend so much of our time on the net, that it just makes sense to upload our love lives into the cloud too?

Here are 10 reasons why you should trade your real boyfriend for a virtual one.

  1. He can be from anywhere in the world.
  2. You can switch him off when he gets on your nerves.
  3. You can keep him on your phone and play with him when you are stuck in traffic.
  4. You’ll never catch an STD
  5. You don’t have to smell his feet,
  6. Β or farts,
  7. or do his washing, or look at his skid marked underwear.
  8. Virtual boyfriends are cheaper to run.
  9. You can have several at once.
  10. You don’t have to watch football with him.

Coming soon: ‘Top 10 reasons to have an internet girlfriend“.

29 responses

  1. Hahaha I love this…I think the world of online dating is so “different” I’ve written about it a few times in my blogs!

    12.04.09 at 15.38

  2. Some good points lol

    12.04.09 at 15.36

  3. He also doesn’t know your 400 lbs from seeing just your head shot lol

    12.04.09 at 14.33

    • its true. i mean, no one knows i’m 400 lbs
      nice one

      12.04.09 at 14.36

      • Hey, that’s what photoshop is for πŸ˜‰

        12.04.09 at 18.32

  4. Seriously considering… but the list of reasons why to have a real boyfriend is longer.

    12.04.09 at 13.27

    • you make a very good point

      12.04.09 at 14.35

  5. TheOthers1

    Very tempting. You had me at not doing his laundry.

    12.04.09 at 13.00

    • πŸ™‚ thanks

      12.04.09 at 14.35

  6. I like the real thing, but it’s fun to have secrets on the net πŸ˜‰

    12.04.08 at 19.31

    • the real thing can’t be beat, eh? so, what net secrets do you hold?

      12.04.08 at 19.35

      • That’s for me to know, and for you to interpret!
        Now you didn’t think I was gonna spill my guts out, did ya? πŸ˜‰

        12.04.08 at 19.41

  7. LadyBlueRose's Thoughts Into Words

    I think you are speaking from expereince LOls..
    I agree…much easier…..

    this was a great read !
    Take Care


    12.04.08 at 18.15

    • experience? nah, i have never had an internet boyfriend

      12.04.08 at 19.25

      • LadyBlueRose's Thoughts Into Words

        sure ! LOls…
        being the intrnet, no face to face how would you know?
        just a thought LOLs..
        guess i should have been gender specific with you….?
        Have a great day/evening!

        12.04.08 at 19.50

        • skype kinda helps with the face to face stuff – apparently πŸ™‚

          12.04.08 at 20.04

          • LadyBlueRose's Thoughts Into Words

            that would work LOLs..
            hadn’t thought of that
            see i learn something everytime i visit you here!
            I like that!

            12.04.08 at 20.30

  8. 11. For full effect, partner your online boyfriend with a vibrator πŸ˜‰

    12.04.08 at 17.06

    • 12. partner him with one too

      12.04.08 at 17.16

  9. Why didn’t you post this 20 years ago before I got married? This are very persuasive arguments, my friend.

    I sincerely can’t wait to see the girlfriend ones!

    12.04.08 at 15.07

    • thank you
      i missed out the obvious downside of cyberlove: virtual cuddling sucks

      12.04.08 at 15.09

  10. You have discovered the cure for std’s ha!

    12.04.08 at 15.01

    • maybe, but it is still possible to pass on computer viruses during very intimate texting

      12.04.08 at 15.03

  11. SO true! Plus no Arguments! You can just pretend you’ve gone offline πŸ˜€ I’m sharing this!

    12.04.08 at 14.59

    • thank you Maire
      you can have arguments, you just have to use a lot of exclamation marks and capital letters.

      12.04.08 at 15.17

  12. Duh, this is why I have like 8 internet boyfriends.

    12.04.08 at 14.58

    • exactly πŸ™‚

      12.04.08 at 14.58

  13. You have a strong case here dude. πŸ™‚

    12.04.08 at 14.43

    • i missed out that internet cuddling ain’t half so great as the real thing tho 😦

      12.04.08 at 14.45

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