What a wanker!
Hey! I’m featured on WordPress’s Topics page, under the topic of Masturbation! I’m also featured on their Flash Fiction page. So I’m a wanker and a flasher. Proudest day of this blogger’s life. *sheds tear*
It seems I am already inspiring others to write about what a wanker I can be, like Rebekkah. Thank you Rebekkah
If you are wondering what I was doing typing ‘masturbation’ into the search field of WP’s Topics page, then this is clearly the first time you’ve visited my blog.
Do you know know what I like to think about when I masturbate?
You.
kyle mew 
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I wonder why I laughed after reading this…I guess it tickled my fancy. Nice post
12.04.11 at 02.53
i’m glad you did laugh, that was the idea 🙂
thanks for commenting
12.04.11 at 10.34
Dear Kyle
Congrats and happy masturbation.
Alma Muffler
12.04.11 at 01.30
Congratulations 🙂 And what a great topic to be recognized for 🙂
12.04.11 at 00.08
thank you – i do put in a lot of training 😉
12.04.11 at 10.35
🙂
12.04.11 at 20.48
lol nice work sir.
12.04.10 at 21.17
*tips cap*
12.04.10 at 21.17
Too funny, you flashed wanker!
12.04.10 at 17.14
thank you, how sweet x
12.04.10 at 17.16
Well done! Congrats!
12.04.10 at 16.23
Cheers
12.04.10 at 17.15
Kyle, you are not merely a wanker! You are my all-time favorite wanker! Congratulations are in order!
Bisous,
Dawn
12.04.10 at 16.11
why wank you very much.
sorry that was a dread full pun *hangs head in shame*
12.04.10 at 17.02
You were featured in “flash” fiction yesterday too!
12.04.10 at 14.53
wow – thanks – wow – so now i’m a flasher and a wanker – i’ve never felt so proud
12.04.10 at 14.56
Well if you’re going to be so good as to be “featured” at something, I’d say masturbation, is a pragmatic one (and “self serving” also! har har har) 🙂
anne
12.04.10 at 14.43
thank you anne.
i think only featured because i write about it, sadly my penis is too small for me to be any good at the real thing 🙂
12.04.10 at 14.46
😀
12.04.10 at 14.50
Me? Should we discuss what I’m wearing then? Lol.
12.04.10 at 12.21
you’re in
and please do
12.04.10 at 12.30
Congratulations! I didn’t even know you could get featured under topics!
12.04.10 at 10.53
its amazing what you discover when you start typing rude words into WP’s search field, give it a go sometime 😉
12.04.10 at 11.23
You’re the king bator dude!!! 🙂
12.04.10 at 10.45
i am the master bator 🙂
12.04.10 at 11.22
I’m sure I’d outdo you!
12.04.10 at 11.41
that sounds like a challenge – you’re on dude – all we need is a venue and a panel of judges – volunteers anyone?
12.04.10 at 11.43
HAH! 🙂
12.04.10 at 12.31
Oooh this is so grrrreat…Congratulations Sir!!! You and Pete gonna whip out your swords to see who can outdoe the other?
12.04.10 at 23.06
i’d like that, especially if you could be one of the judges
12.04.10 at 23.08
: p
12.04.12 at 23.22
is that a yes?
12.04.12 at 23.35
Bring it ya tease!
12.04.13 at 00.58
careful now, or i might take you upon that
12.04.13 at 01.00