Damn it Janet

damn it,
you are the most beautiful woman on the planet.
you give me me a hard-on that feels like granite.
and we would never have met,
if it wasn’t for the internet.
i wish your name were janet,
then this bloody poem would rhyme.

This entry was posted on 12.04.16 by . It was filed under comedy, erotica, love, poetry, writing and was tagged with , , , .

8 responses

  1. ~Robin~

    hehe too fuckin cute.

    12.04.17 at 14.40

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  2. Pete Armetta

    HAhah okay now my morning routine is to come here for a big loud and unstoppable belly laugh Mr. K!! This is classic YOU really. 🙂

    12.04.16 at 13.58

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  3. iamacallboy

    The power of the Rocky Horror cannot be denied! I know because I’ve donned the fishnet stockings a time or two and got my Time Warp on in the roles of both Frankenfurter and Colombia before. Good times.

    PS love your writing. You have a talent at being a clit lit genius!

    12.04.16 at 13.53

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    • Kyle

      thank you mate

      12.04.16 at 14.11

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    • TheOthers1

      I was going to say something about Rocky Horror! That’s immediately what I thought of when I saw the title.

      12.04.16 at 15.53

      Reply

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