Profanities removed

I was able to find only one draft of Mr Mew’s that was suitable for publication. I hope that my removal of certain profanities has not detracted from your enjoyment in any way.

i want you to ★★★★ my ★★★★
i wanna make you ★★★★
because i think you rock
and i know it would be fun

i wanna ★★★★ you in the ★★★
and ★★★★ on your ★★★★
because you make me laugh
and i love you to bits

please let me me kiss your ★★★★★
and worship your ★★★★
i know this might sound wussy
but its always worth a punt.

Until next time, please do have fun, just not too much.

Yours,

Ertha.

8 responses

  1. How pleasantly appropriate… strange 😛

    12.04.17 at 14.51

  2. Mrs B, thanks for leaving a little for the imagination. Are you preparing for Kyle’s mom to stop by?

    12.04.17 at 02.35

    • Yes dear, I believe Kyle’s mother will be here later.

      12.04.17 at 11.25

  3. TheOthers1

    It’s funny that I though Kitt like heidi did. Ertha is a stickler about profanity

    12.04.17 at 01.50

    • And quite rightly so. I do not even like words that are anagrams of profanities.

      12.04.17 at 11.04

  4. Ertha….Kitt?

    12.04.17 at 00.34

    • No dear, Ertha Bucket, but my friends call me Mrs Bucket.

      12.04.17 at 11.03

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