Profanities removed

I was able to find only one draft of Mr Mew’s that was suitable for publication. I hope that my removal of certain profanities has not detracted from your enjoyment in any way.

i want you to ★★★★ my ★★★★
i wanna make you ★★★★
because i think you rock
and i know it would be fun

i wanna ★★★★ you in the ★★★
and ★★★★ on your ★★★★
because you make me laugh
and i love you to bits

please let me me kiss your ★★★★★
and worship your ★★★★
i know this might sound wussy
but its always worth a punt.

Until next time, please do have fun, just not too much.

Yours,

Ertha.

This entry was posted on 12.04.16 by Kyle. It was filed under comedy, flash fiction, poetry, sex, writing and was tagged with censorship, Poetry, rudeness, silliness, temping.

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8 responses

~Robin~

How pleasantly appropriate… strange 😛

12.04.17 at 14.51

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Ink. [Anette]

Mrs B, thanks for leaving a little for the imagination. Are you preparing for Kyle’s mom to stop by?

12.04.17 at 02.35

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- Kyle
  
  Yes dear, I believe Kyle’s mother will be here later.
  
  12.04.17 at 11.25
  
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  - Ink. [Anette]
    
    Good luck Bucket.
    
    12.04.17 at 14.20
    
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TheOthers1

It’s funny that I though Kitt like heidi did. Ertha is a stickler about profanity

12.04.17 at 01.50

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- Kyle
  
  And quite rightly so. I do not even like words that are anagrams of profanities.
  
  12.04.17 at 11.04
  
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Heidi

Ertha….Kitt?

12.04.17 at 00.34

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- Kyle
  
  No dear, Ertha Bucket, but my friends call me Mrs Bucket.
  
  12.04.17 at 11.03
  
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