My followers

i think you’re neat pete
and that wobsy does the jobsy
you are my star la la
don’t take the piss little miss

you make me swoon june
i like your name jayne
you make me sin robin
lets dance to jazz paz

you are a silly one gillian
have you heard bird
the others 1 is fun
and we all love joeyann

you fill the void gigoid
i am your man lsam
you are a smiler laila
and you never make me yawn dawn

you’ll send me to hell isabelle
you’re quite a catch, snarkysnatch
do not fret anette
i like the stink of your ink

i am your fan big gay man
treat me kindly heidi
make me merry mari
and make me linger linda

i like your moans ms jones
for your thoughts a penny jenni
nothing rhymes with after hours 78
that’s the kinda shit i hate

sorry if i missed anyone, its not because i don’t love you dearly, but because nothing rhymes with your name. blame your parents.

43 responses

  1. well I wasn’t following you, so…you can re-do it aaaaaalll over again πŸ˜›

    12.05.02 at 23.25

  2. *smirks*Kyle…you rock!!!

    12.04.19 at 03.33

  3. PAZ

    I love jazz!
    And your crass
    makes this lass

    p.s. my real name is Shorty Shore the Most Hardcore

    12.04.19 at 00.33

    • i wish i had time
      to think of a rhyme
      for shorty
      other than naughty

      12.04.19 at 01.44

  4. snarkysnatch

    I love you Kyle. Now my vagina and I can die happy. I have just been immortalized in one of your poems.

    12.04.18 at 22.08

    • haha – i was gonna write “let me kiss your twat kat”

      12.04.18 at 22.13

  5. Aww…thanks for the mention in your poem Kyle! It made me smile πŸ™‚

    12.04.18 at 19.17

    • ha and kyle and smile rhyme lol πŸ˜€

      12.04.18 at 19.32

  6. Gillian Colbert


    12.04.18 at 16.42

    • oh you are a one, gillian

      12.04.18 at 17.06

  7. You DO Beguile, Kyle
    and make me smile
    with your thoughts to defile
    and a tongue to dial
    me into a pile
    with unique style
    and all the while
    electrically fragile

    12.04.18 at 16.18

    • oh jayne
      say it to me again
      and drive me insane

      12.04.18 at 17.03

  8. ahhhhhh….
    thank you!

    12.04.18 at 15.45

  9. junelikethemonth

    I heart you too kyle mew

    12.04.18 at 15.22

    • you’re singing my tune june

      12.04.18 at 16.08

  10. lol oh Kyle, how I like your style!

    12.04.18 at 14.20

    • my head is bobbin’ robin

      12.04.18 at 14.29

  11. TheOthers1

    No, you’re fun! πŸ™‚

    12.04.18 at 14.16

    • why thank you hon

      12.04.18 at 14.24


    12.04.18 at 14.02

    • only if you make me smiley riley

      12.04.18 at 14.04

      • Wow you used my real name instead of my screen name! Good call — my screen name would’ve been cheating since it ends in a latinate suffix (-ful) πŸ˜›

        12.04.18 at 14.07

  13. clownonfire

    I’m counting on being in the follow-up one…
    Le Clown

    12.04.18 at 12.51

    • i won’t let you down le clown

      12.04.18 at 13.59

      • clownonfire

        So far, you haven’t.
        I’ve stumbled on your comments here and there; I’m glad to have finally made the step and embrace your blog.
        Le Magnificent Clown

        12.04.18 at 14.06

  14. Why thank you!

    12.04.18 at 12.49

    • thanks from afar la la

      12.04.18 at 13.59

  15. If you’d asked I’d have given you stuff that rhymed with my name πŸ˜‰

    Very nicely done πŸ™‚

    12.04.18 at 12.36

    • thank you princess

      12.04.18 at 13.58

  16. You so clever! πŸ˜‰

    12.04.18 at 11.47

    • no i’m not or i would have found a rhyme for marian
      oh damn, now i can
      i am your fan marian

      12.04.18 at 11.49

  17. Very cool as usual. I like to think of myself as the girl in the back row who drums to her own beat. I follow your brilliant blog and need no pat on the back for it! Love that you wrote it in a poem format and that you left me out. Thank you.

    12.04.18 at 11.45

    • oh chrissy i’m sorry
      thank you for not being pissy chrissy

      12.04.18 at 11.47

      • It’s not in my nature, Kyle smile.

        12.04.18 at 11.49

  18. Amazing!

    12.04.18 at 11.35

  19. Oh jeez haah what an awesome ODE to your subjects dude!!! πŸ™‚

    12.04.18 at 11.26

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