My followers
i think you’re neat pete
and that wobsy does the jobsy
you are my star la la
don’t take the piss little miss
you make me swoon june
i like your name jayne
you make me sin robin
lets dance to jazz paz
you are a silly one gillian
have you heard bird
the others 1 is fun
and we all love joeyann
you fill the void gigoid
i am your man lsam
you are a smiler laila
and you never make me yawn dawn
you’ll send me to hell isabelle
you’re quite a catch, snarkysnatch
do not fret anette
i like the stink of your ink
i am your fan big gay man
treat me kindly heidi
make me merry mari
and make me linger linda
i like your moans ms jones
for your thoughts a penny jenni
nothing rhymes with after hours 78
that’s the kinda shit i hate
sorry if i missed anyone, its not because i don’t love you dearly, but because nothing rhymes with your name. blame your parents.
kyle mew 
well I wasn’t following you, so…you can re-do it aaaaaalll over again 😛
12.05.02 at 23.25
😀
12.05.05 at 11.21
*smirks*Kyle…you rock!!!
12.04.19 at 03.33
so do you
12.04.19 at 11.12
I love jazz!
And your crass
posts
makes this lass
laugh
p.s. my real name is Shorty Shore the Most Hardcore
12.04.19 at 00.33
i wish i had time
to think of a rhyme
for shorty
other than naughty
12.04.19 at 01.44
I love you Kyle. Now my vagina and I can die happy. I have just been immortalized in one of your poems.
12.04.18 at 22.08
haha – i was gonna write “let me kiss your twat kat”
12.04.18 at 22.13
Aww…thanks for the mention in your poem Kyle! It made me smile 🙂
12.04.18 at 19.17
ha and kyle and smile rhyme lol 😀
12.04.18 at 19.32
Hee hee 🙂
12.04.18 at 19.45
Awesome!
12.04.18 at 16.42
oh you are a one, gillian
12.04.18 at 17.06
You DO Beguile, Kyle
and make me smile
with your thoughts to defile
and a tongue to dial
me into a pile
with unique style
and all the while
electrically fragile
12.04.18 at 16.18
oh jayne
say it to me again
and drive me insane
12.04.18 at 17.03
ahhhhhh….
thank you!
12.04.18 at 15.45
anytime
12.04.18 at 16.08
I heart you too kyle mew
12.04.18 at 15.22
you’re singing my tune june
12.04.18 at 16.08
lol oh Kyle, how I like your style!
12.04.18 at 14.20
my head is bobbin’ robin
12.04.18 at 14.29
No, you’re fun! 🙂
12.04.18 at 14.16
why thank you hon
12.04.18 at 14.24
I AM FOLLOWING YOU SO I CAN BE IN THE SEQUEL! lol. 🙂
12.04.18 at 14.02
only if you make me smiley riley
12.04.18 at 14.04
Wow you used my real name instead of my screen name! Good call — my screen name would’ve been cheating since it ends in a latinate suffix (-ful) 😛
12.04.18 at 14.07
Kyle,
I’m counting on being in the follow-up one…
Le Clown
12.04.18 at 12.51
i won’t let you down le clown
12.04.18 at 13.59
Kyle,
So far, you haven’t.
I’ve stumbled on your comments here and there; I’m glad to have finally made the step and embrace your blog.
Le Magnificent Clown
12.04.18 at 14.06
Why thank you!
12.04.18 at 12.49
thanks from afar la la
12.04.18 at 13.59
If you’d asked I’d have given you stuff that rhymed with my name 😉
Very nicely done 🙂
12.04.18 at 12.36
thank you princess
12.04.18 at 13.58
You so clever! 😉
12.04.18 at 11.47
no i’m not or i would have found a rhyme for marian
oh damn, now i can
i am your fan marian
12.04.18 at 11.49
Very cool as usual. I like to think of myself as the girl in the back row who drums to her own beat. I follow your brilliant blog and need no pat on the back for it! Love that you wrote it in a poem format and that you left me out. Thank you.
12.04.18 at 11.45
oh chrissy i’m sorry
thank you for not being pissy chrissy
12.04.18 at 11.47
It’s not in my nature, Kyle smile.
12.04.18 at 11.49
Amazing!
12.04.18 at 11.35
aww thanks
12.04.18 at 11.39
Oh jeez haah what an awesome ODE to your subjects dude!!! 🙂
12.04.18 at 11.26
it was quite a feat pete
12.04.18 at 11.27
You so beguile Kyle
12.04.18 at 11.56