Passenger
so, i’m on the tube the other day, ok? and it comes to a halt in the middle of a tunnel, and we all sit there in silence and wait, and then this voice comes over the public address system, “we apologise for the delay. this is due to a passenger under a train at oxford circus.” now, this got me thinking. a passenger i thought, under a train. I thought about how wrong that was, because surely, if you are under the train then you are not a passenger.
kyle mew 
Sometimes, I find it disturbing how much my mind works the same as yours. When I read the part about the passenger under the train, I said OUT-LOUD, Mmmm…wouldn’t really be a passenger, now would he? Then I read the rest and started laughing….Awesome minds, friend. Awesome minds.
🙂
12.04.20 at 00.51
hahaha – that’s spooky
12.04.20 at 10.09
So rude to be suicidal and delay Trains and real passengers…
12.04.19 at 21.22
i know, such inconsideration
😉
12.04.19 at 21.53
I love you Kyle!
12.04.19 at 19.10
awww, my heart melts
12.04.19 at 19.11
That really made me laugh hard! 🙂
12.04.19 at 18.19
i’m glad to hear
12.04.19 at 18.32
That would make you the track.
Crazy though. I wonder what happened
12.04.19 at 13.16
yeah, you definitely need to be in a train to qualify as a passenger in my books 🙂
12.04.19 at 13.18
Sad but true!
12.04.19 at 13.09
actually they say “a passenger in front of a train” but that wouldn’t have worked as well
🙂
12.04.19 at 13.17
I get it and I know it’s not really funny but it was to me. Never mean to offend I love the satirical and matter of fact voice here. Cracked me up!
12.04.19 at 11.08
thanks dude
12.04.19 at 11.18
hahahhh 🙂
12.04.19 at 11.07