Fuck them

Today some shit happened that left me feeling all sad, but its cool ’cause I know how to handle that kind of fuckery: turn on the playstation, roll a spliff that’s bigger than I am, order the hottest peri-peri chicken money can buy and turn the music  up to fucking 11. I’m telling you, that shit works, drown out any feelings, that will, soothe any aching soul.

Now, I know that this will piss my neighbours off (the music, not the chicken) and I know that they will call the police; after all, my sound system could demolish a god-damn city block, but fuck them. I have to listen to their dogs barking all day and them bickering all night so, likeisay, fuck them.

Anyway, I’m dancing round my little little living room to Professor Longhair, Busta Rhymes, Amy Winehouse and the like, in my underwear, with my teddy and my daft hat on, the mother of all joints dangling from my lips, when the Old Bill turn up. As I answer the door, shuffle decides to play NWA’s  ‘Fuck Tha Police!’  I watch this WPC ‘s face contorting in visible pain with the lyrics and its all I can do not to start giggling. Anyway, at least they don’t come in and find the bag of weed on my coffee table or all the girls tied up in my basement, so I guess I get off light with being told to turn my shit down. All the same, fuck tha police!

32 responses

  1. Poor Dennis!

    12.04.23 at 16.19

    • nah, he loves to dance 😉

      12.04.23 at 16.20

      • The cops actually came to my house once (to arrest one of my brothers yet again) and I was cranking that same song as loud as it would go on my little portable. Funny as shit, since I wasn’t the one in trouble.

        12.04.23 at 16.21

  2. With your teddy on? Oh, Kyle…

    12.04.23 at 09.41

    • 🙂

      12.04.23 at 10.37

      • 🙂 … I got a visual…oh, my eyes!! my eyes!!

        12.04.23 at 10.38

        • i think, like me, your imagination is too vivid 😉

          12.04.23 at 10.39

          • lol..you are probably correct about that.

            I wouldn’t change it though..makes for some really cool entertainment..especially at your site!!

            12.04.23 at 10.41

  3. at least Amy was there.

    12.04.23 at 05.47

    • yes, that helped

      12.04.23 at 10.36

  4. so what did the cop say after you fucked him/her?

    12.04.23 at 05.45

    • nothing, people are always speechless after being fucked by me lol

      12.04.23 at 10.36

  5. LadyBlueRose's Thoughts Into Words

    must be something in the air…
    I had one of these days
    )0(

    12.04.23 at 04.49

    • it must be, it seems like a lot of us did
      ~ k )

      12.04.23 at 10.35

  6. Anonymous

    Why oh why do people feel the need to rain on our parade…fucktards I say!!!! *hugz* Impeccable timing on z music!

    12.04.23 at 01.21

    • thanks – nail on the head time i reckons

      12.04.23 at 01.49

  7. Fuck them all and keep on dancing with your teddy. What a lovely picture 🙂 Cheer up old bugger ♥ Lots of love.

    12.04.22 at 23.41

    • hey. thank you. don’t worry, i don’t posses the depth of spirit to be sad for long – thanks for thinking of me though, i love you for that.

      12.04.22 at 23.43

      • Oh, you’re like a cat then. Depressions in cats last for 3 seconds. Take care Kyle.

        12.04.22 at 23.48

        • its all in the surname… mew
          you take care too anette

          12.04.22 at 23.54

          • Of course! Gosh why didn’t I see that… Cat Kyle I’ll add you to my blogroll, because you’re so catish 🙂

            12.04.23 at 00.06

  8. Awwww, hope your spirits are up!

    12.04.22 at 23.30

    • thank you, for spotting that today has been a sad one – my spirits are always buoyant but thank you sweetheart

      12.04.22 at 23.31

  9. I’m sending you a hug. You are sooo cool …fock’em

    12.04.22 at 23.28

    • hug very gratefully received

      12.04.22 at 23.29

  10. clownonfire

    Kyle,
    Fuck them indeed.
    Le Clown

    12.04.22 at 23.04

    • indeed my friend

      12.04.22 at 23.04

  11. TheOthers1

    Uh oh. Tell Teddy I said hello and don’t get into too much trouble.

    12.04.22 at 23.03

    • dennis say hi back – mwah

      12.04.22 at 23.04

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