Fuck them
Today some shit happened that left me feeling all sad, but its cool ’cause I know how to handle that kind of fuckery: turn on the playstation, roll a spliff that’s bigger than I am, order the hottest peri-peri chicken money can buy and turn the music up to fucking 11. I’m telling you, that shit works, drown out any feelings, that will, soothe any aching soul.
Now, I know that this will piss my neighbours off (the music, not the chicken) and I know that they will call the police; after all, my sound system could demolish a god-damn city block, but fuck them. I have to listen to their dogs barking all day and them bickering all night so, likeisay, fuck them.
Anyway, I’m dancing round my little little living room to Professor Longhair, Busta Rhymes, Amy Winehouse and the like, in my underwear, with my teddy and my daft hat on, the mother of all joints dangling from my lips, when the Old Bill turn up. As I answer the door, shuffle decides to play NWA’s ‘Fuck Tha Police!’ I watch this WPC ‘s face contorting in visible pain with the lyrics and its all I can do not to start giggling. Anyway, at least they don’t come in and find the bag of weed on my coffee table or all the girls tied up in my basement, so I guess I get off light with being told to turn my shit down. All the same, fuck tha police!
kyle mew 
Poor Dennis!
12.04.23 at 16.19
nah, he loves to dance 😉
12.04.23 at 16.20
The cops actually came to my house once (to arrest one of my brothers yet again) and I was cranking that same song as loud as it would go on my little portable. Funny as shit, since I wasn’t the one in trouble.
12.04.23 at 16.21
😀
12.04.23 at 16.22
With your teddy on? Oh, Kyle…
12.04.23 at 09.41
🙂
12.04.23 at 10.37
🙂 … I got a visual…oh, my eyes!! my eyes!!
12.04.23 at 10.38
i think, like me, your imagination is too vivid 😉
12.04.23 at 10.39
lol..you are probably correct about that.
I wouldn’t change it though..makes for some really cool entertainment..especially at your site!!
12.04.23 at 10.41
at least Amy was there.
12.04.23 at 05.47
yes, that helped
12.04.23 at 10.36
so what did the cop say after you fucked him/her?
12.04.23 at 05.45
nothing, people are always speechless after being fucked by me lol
12.04.23 at 10.36
…
*is speechless*
12.04.24 at 03.14
must be something in the air…
I had one of these days
)0(
12.04.23 at 04.49
it must be, it seems like a lot of us did
~ k )
12.04.23 at 10.35
Why oh why do people feel the need to rain on our parade…fucktards I say!!!! *hugz* Impeccable timing on z music!
12.04.23 at 01.21
thanks – nail on the head time i reckons
12.04.23 at 01.49
Fuck them all and keep on dancing with your teddy. What a lovely picture 🙂 Cheer up old bugger ♥ Lots of love.
12.04.22 at 23.41
hey. thank you. don’t worry, i don’t posses the depth of spirit to be sad for long – thanks for thinking of me though, i love you for that.
12.04.22 at 23.43
Oh, you’re like a cat then. Depressions in cats last for 3 seconds. Take care Kyle.
12.04.22 at 23.48
its all in the surname… mew
you take care too anette
12.04.22 at 23.54
Of course! Gosh why didn’t I see that… Cat Kyle I’ll add you to my blogroll, because you’re so catish 🙂
12.04.23 at 00.06
puurrrrr
12.04.23 at 00.07
Awwww, hope your spirits are up!
12.04.22 at 23.30
thank you, for spotting that today has been a sad one – my spirits are always buoyant but thank you sweetheart
12.04.22 at 23.31
I’m sending you a hug. You are sooo cool …fock’em
12.04.22 at 23.28
hug very gratefully received
12.04.22 at 23.29
Kyle,
Fuck them indeed.
Le Clown
12.04.22 at 23.04
indeed my friend
12.04.22 at 23.04
Uh oh. Tell Teddy I said hello and don’t get into too much trouble.
12.04.22 at 23.03
dennis say hi back – mwah
12.04.22 at 23.04