I am
a few sandwiches short of a picnic
a few bricks short of a wall
a few lines short of a poem
a few dancers short of a ball
a few feet short of a mile
a few notes short of a tune
a few days short of a month
a few craters short of a moon
a few stitches short of a dress
a few words short of a novel
a few pixels short of a bitmap
a few whores short of a brothel
kyle mew 
hehe story of my damn life.
12.04.23 at 16.16
hehe same here
12.04.23 at 16.19
That is genius Kyle. Again I’m missing the multiplike button.
12.04.22 at 21.13
and likewise i am missing the ‘oh fuck i adore this’ button on your site – we both need to write to wordpress and complain or learn the prerequisite skills to create our own widget
12.04.22 at 21.18
Now you’re talking! Is it possible to make a widget? I don’t know how to… must take some programming… some java or something. I’m in on the project.
12.04.22 at 21.28
me too, i’ve done a bit of programming in my time and most of this shit is done in java. lemme look into it,
12.04.22 at 22.07
Great Kyle! Let me know how I can assist you okay.
12.04.22 at 22.11
A Jack of All Trades, you are
12.04.22 at 20.55
jack off of all trades is what i think you mean
12.04.22 at 21.02
LOL !
12.04.22 at 21.56
Lol. I particularly like the “a few whores short of a brothel.”
12.04.22 at 17.50
thanks – i’m afraid that this reply is a few words short of a
12.04.22 at 17.52
that’ll be me lol
thanks
12.04.22 at 18.31