I am

a few sandwiches short of a picnic
a few bricks short of a wall
a few lines short of a poem
a few dancers short of a ball

a few feet short of a mile
a few notes short of a tune
a few days short of a month
a few craters short of a moon

a few stitches short of a dress
a few words short of a novel
a few pixels short of a bitmap
a few whores short of a brothel

13 responses

  1. hehe story of my damn life.

    12.04.23 at 16.16

    • hehe same here

      12.04.23 at 16.19

  2. That is genius Kyle. Again I’m missing the multiplike button.

    12.04.22 at 21.13

    • and likewise i am missing the ‘oh fuck i adore this’ button on your site – we both need to write to wordpress and complain or learn the prerequisite skills to create our own widget

      12.04.22 at 21.18

      • Now you’re talking! Is it possible to make a widget? I don’t know how to… must take some programming… some java or something. I’m in on the project.

        12.04.22 at 21.28

        • me too, i’ve done a bit of programming in my time and most of this shit is done in java. lemme look into it,

          12.04.22 at 22.07

          • Great Kyle! Let me know how I can assist you okay.

            12.04.22 at 22.11

  3. A Jack of All Trades, you are

    12.04.22 at 20.55

  4. TheOthers1

    Lol. I particularly like the “a few whores short of a brothel.”

    12.04.22 at 17.50

    • thanks – i’m afraid that this reply is a few words short of a

      12.04.22 at 17.52

    • that’ll be me lol

      12.04.22 at 18.31

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