I want to be a woman

Just for a day,
Or maybe a weekend,
I want to be woman.

I want to know
What it feels like to have breasts.
I want to lift up my t-shirt
And flash them at a stranger
Just to enjoy the look on his face.

I wanna know what it feels like
To have a clit,
to play with it.

What does it feels like
For a woman to orgasm?
Is it the same?
Is It better?

I want to know
What it feels like to get fucked,
To spread my legs
And wrap them round you,
Pulling you into me,
Throbbing, Happy,
Feeling you empty your soul
And your nuts
Inside me.

I wanna stand up to the bullies,
Meet some guy that treats me like an object
And kick him so hard in the nuts
That he’ll never walk the same again.

Just for a day,
Or maybe a week,
I want to be woman.

liked this? See what you think of the sequel.

41 responses

  1. If you were one you’d never want to change back!

    12.06.12 at 01.24

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  3. “Meet some guy that treats me like an object
    And kick him so hard in the nuts
    That he’ll never walk the same again.”

    You know, I’m a girl but I have never done that, it’s unbelievable!! I really felt like it with the last guy I met, but I thought it wasn’t worth it and asked for a goodbye hug instead…now I regret it, it would have been SO MUCH nicer to have kicked him in the balls, he deserved it…damn!!! I won’t have so much self-control and piety next time πŸ˜›

    12.05.02 at 20.52

    • yeah, to hell with self control – why not go practice on some random guy?

      12.05.05 at 11.29

      • LOL!!! because if it’s a random guy he’ll probably a) go to the police and charge me with assault or b) call the loony bin πŸ˜›

        12.05.10 at 22.35

  4. randalldeanscott

    Nicely written.

    12.04.30 at 21.08

    • thanks man – you should see the sequel – put in my place, i was

      12.04.30 at 21.19

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  6. I’ve often wanted to be a man for a day. I wanted to fuck the shit out of someone. Feel like maybe I was the one in control of a relationship for once. I’ve even blogged about it. I have to say that I think the vag kinda does rule the world though….

    12.04.26 at 19.03

    • long live the vag

      12.04.26 at 19.04

      • Yeah. I kinda like mine. πŸ™‚

        12.04.26 at 19.27

        • so you should – i have rectified some serious errors in this post. check my next in a few.

          12.04.26 at 19.36

      • Tehehe… long live the vag…*smirks* too funny Kyle

        12.04.27 at 12.12

  7. Awesome! I reblogged this at http://whisperingstoic.wordpress.com/

    12.04.26 at 17.52

    • i saw – thank you so much – a sequel is on its way

      12.04.26 at 19.03

  8. Ha ha, that’s really cool Kyle. Groin pain :} I’m giving away free facials today. I can put your face on any woman body you like.

    12.04.26 at 16.09

    • i may well take you up on that
      dayum, i just re-read that – i thought you meant something else by free facials – lol

      12.04.26 at 19.05

      • I reread the free facials part too : ) …I thought wow!!!

        12.04.27 at 11.56

  9. Well written! Well said.

    12.04.26 at 15.14

  10. Fantastic dear sir! Tis funny though… I wish I could be a guy for just one day.

    12.04.26 at 14.42

    • i don’t think you are the only one hon

      12.04.26 at 14.43

  11. Being a woman is wondrous darling. : ) And your writing makes me appreciate it even more. xoxox

    12.04.26 at 14.38

    • oh you are too sweet xo

      12.04.26 at 14.43

  12. TheOthers1

    I’d like to trade. Can I be a man for a day? I wonder how that’d be?

    12.04.26 at 12.27

    • having a dick is a lot of fun but having it rule your brain is not

      12.04.26 at 12.37

      • NormalDeviations


        12.04.26 at 12.48

  13. or push a nine pound seven boy out of your vag that week id like to see that, and watch those perky nipples crack and bleed as you feed LOL YES ONLY women BLEED

    12.04.26 at 11.55

    • haha – not that week then lol

      12.04.26 at 11.56

      • I laughed so hard at your reply. I have often wondered what the male orgasm was like. I have also always wondered why blow jobs are so fantastic. Hmm.

        12.04.26 at 18.44

        • its because women are so good at them

          12.04.26 at 19.12

  14. What would be really funny is if for that week you got your periods too… Then you’d really know what it feels like to be a woman πŸ˜‰

    12.04.26 at 11.13

    • hahaha – i hadn’t thought of that lol

      12.04.26 at 11.14

    • Hahaha good one.

      12.04.26 at 11.53

  15. hahha yeh you do. πŸ™‚ Funny as hell I love it, and I feel the same!

    12.04.26 at 10.57

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