I was beginning to wonder

so, i’m chatting to this girl on facebook one time, and she wants to skype. so i’m all like, ‘yeah’ and she’s all like, how she wants to see my cock and everything. so i’m like, ‘fuck yeah!’ i mean, i love it when a girl wants to get a glance at my lance. so i go trim up a bit, you know, shave round the base of it to make it look bigger and that, oil it up a bit too, to make it like glisten.

so, i’m like there in front of the laptop, stark bollock naked, with an erection you could hammer nails with, when she calls. now, i’ve got the camera like aimed at my face to start with, i mean you gotta have a little class when it comes to these things, haven’t you? and anyway, i wanna hear her ask.

so, we like chat for a few minutes and then she’s like ‘come on then, show me your cock.’ so i lower the camera, slowly, to make it more romantic and that, and give her an eyeful of my tower. she’s like all quiet, and i’m guessing she’s just dumbstruck at how magnificent it is and everything, and i’m like, ‘you wanna see me play with it?’ and she’s like
‘oh no. put it away. i just wanted to check that you had one. i was begining to wonder.’

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47 responses

  1. Ah life with technology…what fun?! Bet the hammer *died* after that! 😦

    12.06.01 at 03.45

    • it sure did 😉

      12.06.01 at 10.59

  2. Is it awful that this is one of my favourite posts of yours, to date? 😀
    So funny.

    12.05.30 at 20.22

    • no, its wonderful – thank you

      12.06.01 at 10.59

  3. sherrysf

    I am really drinking coffee and I really did splatter a bit on that one. Oh how I needed that laugh..

    12.05.28 at 20.35

  4. You can oil it up for me.

    12.05.07 at 01.39

    • so it wasn’t you that night? damn, i wonder who it was then?

      12.05.07 at 01.47

      • Pssh. I love cocks. I actually wouldn’t even need you to make it shiny. Trimmed, I’d appreciate, though…

        12.05.07 at 01.54

        • who doesn’t appreciate a well manscaped coch, eh?

          12.05.07 at 02.09

  5. Kyle Kyle . .
    I always knew you had one mate!

    12.05.07 at 00.38

    • i knew you had faith in me

      12.05.07 at 00.40

  6. Well then. She’s a little off her rocker for passing up a cock.

    12.05.06 at 20.23

    • it depends on the cock, it really does lol

      12.05.07 at 00.40

  7. randalldeanscott

    Ouch man! That’s just HARSH! 🙂 smh. Women…

    12.05.06 at 17.32

    • haha – thanks randy

      12.05.06 at 17.42

  8. Why didn’t someone tell me all I had to do was ask ;(

    12.05.06 at 17.27

    • sorry – i thought everybody knew

      12.05.06 at 17.43

  9. Probably if I had a dick I’d take pictures of it too Kyle. Seems natural.

    French Riviera Kiss,
    Dawn

    12.05.06 at 17.16

  10. Well, at least she asked. I’ve had some guys just send me cock pics and …. well…. It’s disturbing to open one with ones kid sitting there watching you open your mail. The questions I got were “why is his penis in your in box?”

    I choked on my coffee….

    12.05.06 at 17.16

    • I choked on my coffee when I read this…lol.

      12.05.06 at 17.17

    • i bet – thanks for the laugh

      12.05.06 at 17.44

  11. Anonymous

    giant robots.
    oily ones, for good measure.

    12.05.06 at 16.11

  12. lol..I worry sometimes, Kyle, that you might need to make some more real-world friends….

    You play with your computer and your lance quite a bit more than anyone else I know.. 🙂

    12.05.06 at 15.58

    • there’s a “real world” now? what will they think of next?

      12.05.06 at 16.01

      • oh..I forgot..You live in The Matrix…lol!

        12.05.06 at 16.19

      • I agree.

        12.05.06 at 17.14

  13. eroticexploration

    Haha, needed a good laugh on a grey afternoon, thank you 🙂

    12.05.06 at 15.56

    • glad i could oblige

      12.05.06 at 16.01

  14. TheOthers1

    Lol. Well, now she knows.

    12.05.06 at 15.48

    • she sure does lol

      12.05.06 at 16.00

  15. Funny!

    12.05.06 at 15.31

    • 🙂 thanks

      12.05.06 at 15.33

  16. hhahaha Kyle, hopefully she took a screen shot for when she needs to remind herself.

    12.05.06 at 15.13

    • if she didn’t, i’ve got hundreds i could send her

      12.05.06 at 15.14

      • I know you do.

        12.05.06 at 15.16

        • hahaha – of course, yes, i’d forgotten that rather embarrassing little email exchange – sorry about that

          12.05.06 at 15.19

          • Oh no problem, I don’t hold it against you. 😉

            12.05.06 at 17.09

  17. chicky7017

    At least you take pride in your dick…

    12.05.06 at 15.07

    • haha thank you – its actually a work of fiction though – my dick is too small to even bother with 🙂

      12.05.06 at 15.09

  18. oil it up a bit… hehe. I’d never heard of that.

    12.05.06 at 15.01

    • men can be so odd, when it comes to their dicks lol

      12.05.06 at 15.02

  19. hahahahahahaha!

    12.05.06 at 15.00

    • thanks diirrrty

      12.05.06 at 15.01

  20. HAH! Good one. 🙂

    12.05.06 at 15.00

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