Take off my clothes
You walk in and look at me. Its hard to know, from your expression, what you are thinking, but when you tell me to take off your shoes, I know. I slip them off, one at a time, and place them neatly side by side at the end of the bed. “Now, take off my dress.” you say, and I unzip it and let it fall gracefully to the ground. Under your dress is a sexy black silk slip. “Take it off.” you tell me.
“Are you sure?” I ask.
“Yes, I’m sure.” you say, confident and certain of what you want, and I inch it gradually down, revealing matching, skimpy black panties. “Take off my bra.” you instruct me, a fire burning in your eyes as I unfasten it and place it down on the chair.
“Take off my panties.” you tell me with a definite insistence. I edge them down gradually, gingerly almost and look up at you.
“What now?” I ask, trembling slightly.
“Now,” you tell me, “if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, we’re fucking finished!”
Hahaha! Brilliant!
12.05.11 at 06.52
cheers
12.05.11 at 06.58
Nice twist….
12.05.09 at 17.23
thanks
12.05.09 at 18.33
So goddam clever Kyle!! I’ll have to give you a peace prize or somethen. What a laugh!
12.05.09 at 01.02
llmfao, I so did not see that coming 🙂
12.05.09 at 00.23
haha – i’m so glad you enjoyed it
12.05.09 at 00.25
Have made mental note to self never to read your posts while out in public again you made me actually LOL on the bus have to say I got very strange looks from not only my toddler but the two old ladies sat across from me, loved it so much i had to share it on fb nothing else would work on my phone at the time think you caused a meltdown
12.05.08 at 20.07
hahaha – that’s wonderful, thanks for sharing and thanks for liking
12.05.09 at 00.24
Thanks for the happy – first read of my day. I bet you looked GOOOD!! HaHa
12.05.08 at 17.26
oh yeah, a good set of heals set off my bony knees wonderfully 🙂
12.05.08 at 17.28
this is a good one!
12.05.08 at 16.36
thank you
12.05.08 at 17.24
Me thinks in future you should by your own panties 😉
12.05.08 at 16.18
oh, i’ve learnt my lesson, i’ve got dozens of pairs now
12.05.08 at 17.25
i heard this years back and so any times since but you are describing it the best ..never fails to surprise me
12.05.08 at 12.52
haha – my granddad first told me this joke
12.05.08 at 12.53
my grandfather was pretty strict and i too small to understand even if he told ..my fren told me this joke
12.05.08 at 13.05
You’re the king of surprise endings Kyle! 🙂
12.05.08 at 12.35
haha – thanks pete – i’m glad you didn’t see it coming
12.05.08 at 12.36
He definitely didn’t see it coming. 😉
12.05.08 at 12.38
good, did you?
12.05.08 at 12.39
Not in any way shape or form bro. Nope. 🙂
12.05.08 at 12.41
🙂
12.05.08 at 12.42
Oh me. No I didn’t see it haha
12.05.08 at 12.42
haha no
12.05.08 at 13.32