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So, I’m having this hot sext with some girl from Canada or Australia or one of those countries and we’re both getting pretty close to coming when there’s a bleep and another chat box pops up. Its a friend of mine and she’s saying how her cat just died. Now, she can see that I’ve seen her message so I can’t really leave it until I’ve finished getting off and “Hang on, I’m wanking.” doesn’t feel like an appropriate response, so I try to console her and keep both the conversations going at once. It’s very confusing emotionally, like having someone cry on you shoulder whilst someone else sucks your dick. Anyway, I pretty much pull it off, until I type into the wrong boxes – the conversations ended like this:

Girl  10 hours ago
ooh god i’m about to come!!!
Me  10 hours ago
i’m so sorry to hear that, at least it was quick
Girl  10 hours ago
?

and this

Friend 10 hours ago
She was hit by a truck.
Me 10 hours ago
oh fuck yes!!!
Friend 10 hours ago
?

more from this guy

15 responses

  1. eroticexploration

    Haha, veeeeeery funny!!

    12.06.09 at 16.26

  2. I often type in wrong boxes, wonder when I’ll get in situation like that. 😀

    12.05.26 at 19.55

    • the secret is, to give all your boyfriends the same nickname and then you may get away with it 😀

      12.05.26 at 19.57

      • 😀 Well, that’s an idea! 😀

        12.05.26 at 20.02

  3. Lol. I think I did something to that extent a few years back. No dead cats tho.

    12.05.26 at 18.43

    • lol – i’ve done worse – its one of the dangers of modern life i guess – thanks for commenting

      12.05.26 at 18.47

  4. Hahaha…

    I always know what you are up to when you don’t reply straight away ;p

    12.05.26 at 15.13

  5. Haha…makes it so much harder to get off that way. But those of us that take our masturbating seriously…well if they’re indeed a good friend …they have to know …a few sympathetic words is a huge effort. That is until we’ve come….and maybe more than once…just sayin 🙂

    12.05.26 at 14.06

    • in the end they found out – i had to explain lol

      12.05.26 at 14.32

  6. snarkysnatch

    “Hang on, I’m wanking.” doesn’t feel like an appropriate response.

    Hmm…. I see. Maybe that is why my father got so weird with me the other day when he called.

    12.05.26 at 13.49

    • yeah my gran is the same

      12.05.26 at 14.27

  7. Hyacinth

    Lol when I webcammed years ago I’d juggle several convos at once, so I know exactly what you’re talking about. I was lucky, though. Never came to a dead cat story! 😉

    12.05.26 at 13.15

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