Armageddon

we’re gonna have to close it down.

what?

planet earth – it makes sense – the place is just not viable any more.

seriously?

yeah – if earth were a business, it would be in liquidation right now – everyone is in debt, the environment’s a mess, there are too many people, not enough resources – its a loss making planet.

but close it down?

sure. armageddon makes good economic sense – debt would be wiped out, unemployment would become a thing of the past, manchester would look better – we have the nukes – do the math.