The call centre

“Good afternoon sir, can I take your account number please?”
“Er, can I talk to someone at my branch please? Its the Stoke Newington High Street branch.” 
“That won’t be necessary sir, we can manage any requests you have from here.”
“I don’t think so.”
“Seriously  sir, whatever you want to do, we’re fully automated.”
“I understand that, but can you put me through to my branch please?”
“There’s no need sir, you can transfer funds, apply for an overdraft, set up a direct debit, anything.”
“Ok then, can you tell me if I left my wallet on the counter?”

30 responses

  1. haha, nice one…

    12.06.02 at 08.16

  2. Hilarious! And I immediately imagined the reaction from the rep on the line…ha!

    12.06.02 at 05.44

    • thanks – yeah it was a good one

      12.06.02 at 11.24

  3. This is funnnay…ha!

    12.06.02 at 04.45

  4. You my dear are brilliant. Really, brightly brilliant. : )

    12.06.02 at 04.20

  5. Made me laugh again! 😀 😀 😀

    12.06.01 at 21.34

    • i love making you laugh 😀 😀 😀 😀

      12.06.01 at 23.35

  6. The Quiet Borderline

    Haha, well funny!

    So glad to have just come across your blog.

    Looking forward to your future posts.

    The Quiet Borderline
    http://quietbpd.wordpress.com/

    12.06.01 at 21.29

    • cool – i will check you out.

      12.06.01 at 23.34

  7. AHAHAHAHAHA

    Awesome! That’s teach them…

    12.06.01 at 20.14

  8. At least somebody answered your call. It’s impossible to get a real person on the phone most of the time. You go in circles with their phone menus.

    12.06.01 at 20.11

  9. oops! fun (unless it’s true?) then…oops.

    12.06.01 at 16.16

  10. randalldeanscott

    The joys of the call center. I relate, probably too much, with this. 🙂 Enjoyed it.

    12.06.01 at 15.56

    • cheers dude 🙂

      12.06.01 at 16.47

  11. TheOthers1

    Lol! Can he?? I think not. 🙂

    12.06.01 at 14.55

    • i think not too

      12.06.01 at 15.09

  12. Classic!

    12.06.01 at 14.51

  13. The sequel potential is incredible in this one 😀

    12.06.01 at 14.39

    • i hadn’t thought of that, great idea

      12.06.01 at 15.09

  14. Ha ha ha…now what miss I can help you sir? Lol…very nice, very clever. Me likes 🙂

    12.06.01 at 14.38

    • thank you very much 🙂

      12.06.01 at 15.08

  15. haha, funny!

    12.06.01 at 14.30

  16. Bwahahahaha!

    12.06.01 at 13.33

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