Making women wet

I have been making women wet all my life.
I am brilliant at it,
a real expert.
I must have made hundreds of women wet,
Maybe thousands.
I just wish it wasn’t always by making them cry.

28 responses

  1. Yes, we are a moody lot, aren’t we? 🙂

    12.06.19 at 12.43

  2. Great! I wasn’t expecting that last line 🙂

    12.06.12 at 06.27

    • 🙂 glad i caught you out

      12.06.12 at 06.29

  3. haha – sadly so

    12.06.08 at 04.59

  4. Very funny! Of course you could be totally serious – but then, it’s still very funny.

    12.06.06 at 09.17

    • its only true some of the time 😉

      12.06.06 at 22.36

  5. Silly, brilliant man. ; )

    12.06.06 at 06.02

  6. Oh you!

    12.06.06 at 02.34

    • 🙂 thanks hon

      12.06.06 at 09.40

  7. Didn’t expect that end. Love it! 🙂

    12.06.06 at 00.15

    • glad i gave you a surprise rois 🙂

      12.06.06 at 00.18

  8. gypsy116

    Haha, I totally didnt see that coming, but I definitely dont think thats the only way you make women wet

    12.06.05 at 20.56

    • its true, sometimes i spill my coffee on them
      thank you petal

      12.06.05 at 20.57

      • gypsy116

        🙂 Dude, I love you

        12.06.05 at 21.01

  9. You really are one clever guy, Kyle!! I didn’t see that ending coming. 🙂

    12.06.05 at 18.55

    • thank you bird – i don’t know if its clever or just plain silly, but it was fun to catch you out

      12.06.05 at 20.43

  10. women! the older they get, they are always wet one end or the other. trouble comes when they can’t tell the difference.

    12.06.05 at 16.18

    • haha – very true

      12.06.05 at 16.27

  11. i like your surprises–cussing birds and crying women…witty.

    12.06.05 at 16.10

    • well thanks very much

      12.06.05 at 16.54

  12. Nice, Kyle, very nice. Was not what I was expecting, at all…. 🙂

    12.06.05 at 15.34

  13. Ha ha…the title and first 2 lines got me…indeed you are brilliant :).

    12.06.05 at 15.34

    • you are too kind – i’m glad i got you though – thank you

      12.06.06 at 01.22

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