Making women wet
I have been making women wet all my life.
I am brilliant at it,
a real expert.
I must have made hundreds of women wet,
Maybe thousands.
I just wish it wasn’t always by making them cry.
WHAT THE PRESS SAID:
“There’s no way you’re going to get a quote from us to use on your blog.”
The Guardian
“You can say that we’ve never heard of you, if you like.”
The Times
“We don’t understand what it is you’re asking.”
The Telegraph
“Please stop calling us.”
BBC News
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Yes, we are a moody lot, aren’t we? 🙂
12.06.19 at 12.43
lol
12.06.19 at 15.16
Great! I wasn’t expecting that last line 🙂
12.06.12 at 06.27
🙂 glad i caught you out
12.06.12 at 06.29
haha – sadly so
12.06.08 at 04.59
Very funny! Of course you could be totally serious – but then, it’s still very funny.
12.06.06 at 09.17
its only true some of the time 😉
12.06.06 at 22.36
Silly, brilliant man. ; )
12.06.06 at 06.02
aw thanks M x
12.06.06 at 09.41
Oh you!
12.06.06 at 02.34
🙂 thanks hon
12.06.06 at 09.40
Didn’t expect that end. Love it! 🙂
12.06.06 at 00.15
glad i gave you a surprise rois 🙂
12.06.06 at 00.18
Haha, I totally didnt see that coming, but I definitely dont think thats the only way you make women wet
12.06.05 at 20.56
its true, sometimes i spill my coffee on them
thank you petal
12.06.05 at 20.57
🙂 Dude, I love you
12.06.05 at 21.01
You really are one clever guy, Kyle!! I didn’t see that ending coming. 🙂
12.06.05 at 18.55
thank you bird – i don’t know if its clever or just plain silly, but it was fun to catch you out
12.06.05 at 20.43
🙂
12.06.05 at 21.37
women! the older they get, they are always wet one end or the other. trouble comes when they can’t tell the difference.
12.06.05 at 16.18
haha – very true
12.06.05 at 16.27
i like your surprises–cussing birds and crying women…witty.
12.06.05 at 16.10
well thanks very much
12.06.05 at 16.54
Nice, Kyle, very nice. Was not what I was expecting, at all…. 🙂
12.06.05 at 15.34
and i hope to always keep you guessing susan.
12.06.05 at 15.35
🙂 I think you will!
12.06.05 at 15.38
Ha ha…the title and first 2 lines got me…indeed you are brilliant :).
12.06.05 at 15.34
you are too kind – i’m glad i got you though – thank you
12.06.06 at 01.22