Ode to masturbation
bash the bishop, spank the monkey,
slap the salami and tickle your pickle.
by any other name
it would be just as beautiful.
polish the pearl, pump the keg.
slam the clam and beat the meat.
by and other name
it would be just as sweet
clap your clit and flick your bean
jack off, jill off, hit the slit
whatever you call it
just fucking do it
inspired by this wonderful piece
kyle mew 
I don’t need much more encouragement than that! lol
12.07.03 at 22.47
and your comment is all the encouragement i need
12.07.04 at 06.00
It definitively distracted me for a moment.
12.07.03 at 18.55
i glad it did – thank you
12.07.03 at 18.57
LOL YW;)
12.07.03 at 18.57
Hit the slit? I’m on it!
12.07.03 at 13.52
i hope so
12.07.03 at 15.19
I like flick your bean…frequently!
Big “O” kiss,
Dawn
12.07.03 at 13.05
yep one of my faves too
12.07.03 at 13.07
🙂
12.07.03 at 13.32
“Loping The Mule” Was Always My Favorite 😉
12.07.03 at 13.04
a good one too 😉
12.07.03 at 13.05
LOL! I love this! And I’m doing it right NOW! :-d
12.07.03 at 12.44
hey, that makes two of us (well there’s probably more than two of us, but you know what i mean)
12.07.03 at 12.50
😀
12.07.03 at 12.52
And you call yourself a brit….where’s the wanker???? 😉
12.07.03 at 12.27
he’s sitting right here reading your comment
12.07.03 at 12.30
rofl. well ok then…as long as the wanker gets his due somehow in this ode!
12.07.03 at 12.35