The top 10 saddest things I ever wanked to
- the women’s fa cup final
- kerry katona drunk on this morning
- the russian grannies on eurovision
- the news
- the weather
- photos of my ex on vacation with her new guy
- the queen’s speech (any year)
- the jeremy kyle show
- pride and prejudice (the novel, not the movie)
- sarah palin
Like this:
Like Loading...
This entry was posted on 12.07.15 by Kyle. It was filed under comedy, flash fiction, masturbation, musings, the wanker and was tagged with eurovision, jeremy kyle, kerry katona, masturbation, sad wanks, the queen.
kyle mew 
hahaha!
12.09.14 at 01.30
🙂
12.09.14 at 05.55
Pingback: Lovely, Beautiful,Versatile, Inspiring, Sunshiny Blog « storyofalice
ROFLMAO!
12.07.26 at 06.35
lucky i didn’t do a ‘top 10 best things’ list or you would be blushing not laughing
12.07.26 at 07.00
LOL!! Let me know when I make the Top Ten!!! 🙂
12.07.26 at 07.31
you would never be in the ‘saddest’ list ever cathy – if i had to write a top 3 most beautiful’ list however…
12.07.26 at 08.06
🙂 You’re too good to me!
12.07.26 at 08.11
haha – not entirely sure that wank lists constitute ‘good’ but thank you ♥
12.07.26 at 08.29
sarah palin is not sad, that’s sick lol
12.07.25 at 10.29
you wouldn’t want to see my ‘top 10 sickest’ list lol
12.07.26 at 08.07
was ok with everything except Kerry Katona, that is just…. wrong… 😀
12.07.22 at 19.21
i couldn’t find the remote
12.07.22 at 20.39
I once had a dream that I was wanking my wanker to something sad (and no, I don’t have in “real” life penis since I’m a girl, duh). Anyway, I know I was wanking to something sad but I can’t remember what. And I was only briefly surprised at having a wanker in the first place.
What is it with your posts reminding me of strange things? 😉
12.07.18 at 00.50
i don’t know, but i’m glad they do 😉
12.07.18 at 06.09
I always laugh when I watch JO vids (yes, I perv them a lot….) and the guy has the tv on in the background or news radio and I’m thinking “God, what a distraction…guys can jack off to anything”. And…here you have it on your top 10 😉
12.07.17 at 22.44
I read this title and nearly died of laughter. Also, pride and prejudice? Me too. Awesome.
12.07.17 at 18.49
haha – thanks
12.07.18 at 06.03
i think as long as you’re able to wank off, it’s all good. 😉
12.07.15 at 21.50
and i agree 😉
12.07.16 at 05.53
Good God, Sarah Palin, really?! lol
At what point do you decide it’s just too sad and close your eyes and think of *anything* else? 🙂
12.07.15 at 21.06
haha – most of the time actually
12.07.16 at 05.53
This is so amazing on every fucking level! Bravo!
12.07.15 at 20.35
thanks very much
12.07.16 at 05.52
The grannies? Really? 😀
12.07.15 at 17.06
i couldn’t find the remote control
12.07.15 at 17.08
OK, that explains it 😀 .
I can’t make list like that but I should make top 10 or something of the places I’ve wanked. 😀
12.07.15 at 17.13
that’s a great idea – i jacked of in buckingham palace once (although it was only in a restroom) and was once jacked off in trafalgar square and… if i got my aim right there is still some of my cum on the mona lisa 😉
12.07.15 at 17.19
I never wanked at so famous places. 😀
12.07.15 at 17.44
its never too late my friend
12.07.15 at 18.22
That’s a pretty sad list. But it just makes sense to spice up those boring things with a good wank.
12.07.15 at 11.52
hey, a good wank can spice up anything, even a packet of plain crisps – although not literally though
12.07.15 at 12.15
Now that you’ve written about this…. I want to know the top 10 best things you’ve ever wanked to!
12.07.15 at 11.39
that’s a damn good idea – hope you won’t take offence if your current gravatar pic is one of them?
12.07.15 at 12.14
I won’t. 🙂
I’d be delighted to give you a frontal. KIDDING on the frontal. hahaha
12.07.15 at 12.24
glad to hear it – you got way too much class
12.07.15 at 12.25
I’d like to think so.
12.07.15 at 12.31
you know so
12.07.15 at 12.31
How sad is it that I just wanked to this blog post?
12.07.15 at 11.21
damn – now i’m gonna have to wank to this comment – we could be entering an endless masturbatory cycle here….
12.07.15 at 11.26
There’s a word for that I’m sure, I just cannot recall it at the moment. I think it’s Biblical.
12.07.15 at 11.32
onanism? heaven? hell? redemption? sin? omg?
gotta be one of those
12.07.15 at 11.33
Auto-erotic reincarnation.
Yeah, I need help.
12.07.15 at 11.36
here’s hoping you never get it 😆
12.07.15 at 11.37
The weather? hahah
12.07.15 at 10.04
some of our weather girls and boys are pretty hot – unlike our weather
12.07.15 at 10.52
I saw the title and couldn’t wait to open this — tehehehehehe!
12.07.15 at 09.59
i knew you’d dig it tehehehe
12.07.15 at 10.51
You will learn to leave the tv remote where you can find it eventually lol
12.07.15 at 09.03
haha yeah, or cough up for a decent porn channel lol
12.07.15 at 09.06
And I though I was kinky!
12.07.15 at 08.58
haha – so did i
12.07.15 at 09.05
Yep. T’Is A Very Sad List.
However, Sad Wankings Are The Name Of The Game, So It’s All Good, Dude.
😉
-B.
12.07.15 at 08.26
thanks my man – you were #11 , you know that? haha
k
12.07.15 at 08.36