i told my girlfriend that i would never cheat on her. not even if sarah silverman

and helen arney

both turned up on my doorstep, having a fight about which one of them got to fuck me first.

she thinks that’s really sweet. well… she does now… she won’t when she reads this and realises that, actually, if that ever did happen, then there is no way that i’d turn down a threesome with arney and silverman, they are two of the sexiest and funniest women on the planet.

sorry hon…

42 responses

  1. PAZ

    And oh my lordy, she has a uke! I just got inspired. If I were a man, I’d be hard right now. heheh

    12.08.03 at 02.59

    • and if you had a uke, i would be

      12.08.03 at 05.18

      • PAZ

        But I do! You haven’t seen it? It’s not an electric one like hers though. Now all I need is to come up with a funny, dirty song.

        12.08.03 at 11.27

        • i haven’t seen it, no, or i would already be hard πŸ˜‰

          12.08.03 at 11.59

  2. PAZ

    I think funny girls are sexy. Sara Silverman is hella cute too.

    12.08.03 at 02.56

  3. I think funny is sexy too!

    12.07.20 at 16.42

    • i hope so, because funny is what i got

      12.07.20 at 17.51

  4. Rob

    A guy’s got to have his fantasy!

    12.07.20 at 12.56

    • at least one πŸ™‚

      12.07.20 at 17.49

  5. oh kyle, what i loo’ove about you is that you revel equally in our intellects as well as our tits. so you too, are on your way to gettin’ all the pussy….

    12.07.19 at 16.18

    • if i’m honest, i’d rather come on your intellects than your tits – minds are far sexier than bodies, although i like them both naked and open

      12.07.19 at 16.53

      • now, that last line is a gorgeous one from which a poem ought to grow…

        12.07.20 at 13.03

        • i like your thinking

          12.07.20 at 17.49

  6. Hey–I just nominated you for the Inspiring Blogger Award.

    12.07.19 at 00.18

    • aww – thank you

      12.07.19 at 03.22

  7. These broads are o’so divine! – thank you for this evening laugh!

    12.07.18 at 23.40

    • you’re more than welcome

      12.07.19 at 03.20

  8. BadLady

    I think that’s understandable. My husband and I each have a list of 5 celebrities we are allowed to sleep with if given the opportunity

    12.07.18 at 22.06

    • that could be interesting, especially if some of them were the same celebrities

      12.07.19 at 03.20

  9. You are f*cking funny, really you make me laugh hard. Thank you.

    12.07.18 at 20.30

  10. What an honest guy.

    12.07.18 at 18.30

  11. gypsy116

    I love Sarah Silverman πŸ™‚

    12.07.18 at 13.46

    • oh me too, but i guess that you figured that

      12.07.18 at 13.50

      • gypsy116


        12.07.18 at 13.51

  12. If she knows you….she’d get out the camera and film it! πŸ˜†

    12.07.18 at 12.38

    • i’ll have to ask her, but what a cool idea πŸ˜‰

      12.07.18 at 12.39

    • Oh…and call it Kyle does the “color purple”.

      12.07.18 at 12.39

  13. and wear purple

    12.07.18 at 12.03

    • ha, i’d only just noticed that! i wasn’t really thinking about what they’d be wearing.

      12.07.18 at 12.15

      • there you go … maybe purple knickers

        12.07.18 at 12.22

    • ha! good catch on the purple!

      12.07.18 at 12.37

      • so, what colour knickers are you wearing rhonda?

        12.07.18 at 12.38

        • knickers are for sissies. πŸ˜‰

          12.07.18 at 12.39

      • πŸ™‚

        12.07.18 at 12.51

  14. TemptingSweets99

    LOL! I’m sure she’d understand. There’s always an exception to the rule. πŸ˜‰

    12.07.18 at 11.13

    • right? like that’s likely to happen – one can hope tho πŸ˜‰

      12.07.18 at 11.45

  15. Fidelity is overrated at best.


    12.07.18 at 10.53

    • aw, that’s a sad thing to say petal

      12.07.18 at 11.43

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