Cheat
i told my girlfriend that i would never cheat on her. not even if sarah silverman
and helen arney
both turned up on my doorstep, having a fight about which one of them got to fuck me first.
she thinks that’s really sweet. well… she does now… she won’t when she reads this and realises that, actually, if that ever did happen, then there is no way that i’d turn down a threesome with arney and silverman, they are two of the sexiest and funniest women on the planet.
sorry hon…
kyle mew 
And oh my lordy, she has a uke! I just got inspired. If I were a man, I’d be hard right now. heheh
12.08.03 at 02.59
and if you had a uke, i would be
12.08.03 at 05.18
But I do! You haven’t seen it? It’s not an electric one like hers though. Now all I need is to come up with a funny, dirty song.
12.08.03 at 11.27
i haven’t seen it, no, or i would already be hard 😉
12.08.03 at 11.59
I think funny girls are sexy. Sara Silverman is hella cute too.
12.08.03 at 02.56
she sure is
12.08.03 at 05.19
I think funny is sexy too!
12.07.20 at 16.42
i hope so, because funny is what i got
12.07.20 at 17.51
A guy’s got to have his fantasy!
12.07.20 at 12.56
at least one 🙂
12.07.20 at 17.49
oh kyle, what i loo’ove about you is that you revel equally in our intellects as well as our tits. so you too, are on your way to gettin’ all the pussy….
12.07.19 at 16.18
if i’m honest, i’d rather come on your intellects than your tits – minds are far sexier than bodies, although i like them both naked and open
12.07.19 at 16.53
now, that last line is a gorgeous one from which a poem ought to grow…
12.07.20 at 13.03
i like your thinking
12.07.20 at 17.49
Hey–I just nominated you for the Inspiring Blogger Award.
12.07.19 at 00.18
aww – thank you
12.07.19 at 03.22
These broads are o’so divine! – thank you for this evening laugh!
12.07.18 at 23.40
you’re more than welcome
12.07.19 at 03.20
I think that’s understandable. My husband and I each have a list of 5 celebrities we are allowed to sleep with if given the opportunity
12.07.18 at 22.06
that could be interesting, especially if some of them were the same celebrities
12.07.19 at 03.20
You are f*cking funny, really you make me laugh hard. Thank you.
12.07.18 at 20.30
What an honest guy.
12.07.18 at 18.30
aw thanks
12.07.18 at 18.34
I love Sarah Silverman 🙂
12.07.18 at 13.46
oh me too, but i guess that you figured that
12.07.18 at 13.50
🙂
12.07.18 at 13.51
If she knows you….she’d get out the camera and film it! 😆
12.07.18 at 12.38
i’ll have to ask her, but what a cool idea 😉
12.07.18 at 12.39
mmmmmhmmmm
12.07.18 at 12.40
Oh…and call it Kyle does the “color purple”.
12.07.18 at 12.39
and wear purple
12.07.18 at 12.03
ha, i’d only just noticed that! i wasn’t really thinking about what they’d be wearing.
12.07.18 at 12.15
there you go … maybe purple knickers
12.07.18 at 12.22
works for me
12.07.18 at 12.24
ha! good catch on the purple!
12.07.18 at 12.37
so, what colour knickers are you wearing rhonda?
12.07.18 at 12.38
knickers are for sissies. 😉
12.07.18 at 12.39
🙂
12.07.18 at 12.51
LOL! I’m sure she’d understand. There’s always an exception to the rule. 😉
12.07.18 at 11.13
right? like that’s likely to happen – one can hope tho 😉
12.07.18 at 11.45
Fidelity is overrated at best.
Bisous,
Dawn
12.07.18 at 10.53
aw, that’s a sad thing to say petal
x
k
12.07.18 at 11.43