Fighting dragons

“I need rescuing from an evil baron.”
“You want me to come on my white  charger?”
“Yes.”
“I don’t know how to ride a horse, will a bicycle do?”
“It’ll need to be a tandem.”
“Got it – are you being kept against your will in a high tower?”
“Its an eight bedroom luxury appartment, but yes.”
“How high is it? I need to know how much rope to buy.”
“Its a ground floor bungalow tower.”
“Not much rope then – will I get to fight dragons?”
“I hope so.”
“How big are these dragons?”
“Not as big as they think they are.”
“In metres?”
“1.95?”
“And how many?”
“One.”
“Okay, I’m on my way – where are you?”
“In the next room, silly.”

13 responses

  1. I love your talent for conversation – this is so spot on! And every knight-in-shining-armor needs to know how to pedal a Schwinn..

    12.08.19 at 07.51

    • he schure does 🙂

      12.08.19 at 08.20

  2. So I guess you’ve quit your horseback riding lessons. Thanks a lot Kyle!

    12.08.19 at 00.50

    • i kept falling off dawn, sorry

      12.08.19 at 04.57

      • A girl never knows where to find a dependable knight-in-shining-armor these days My Kyle.

        Bisous on a Bike,
        Dawn

        12.08.19 at 06.16

  3. awww, you are a knight on shining schwinn.

    don’t forget your trusty schword to fight that big ol’ dragon.

    or maybe just a key to her schlage.

    schweet kyle 🙂

    12.08.18 at 17.21

    • charging on my shiny schwinn 😉

      12.08.18 at 17.32

  4. Do you have a white stallion for you being a knight?

    As damsel in distress only accepts knights on white stallion’s can slay the dragons.

    12.08.18 at 17.19

    • just me bike i’m afraid 🙂

      12.08.18 at 17.33

      • Push bike or Motorbike?

        12.08.18 at 17.43

        • push

          12.08.18 at 17.46

          • hehe 😉 is it a bike for 2?

            12.08.18 at 18.52

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