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#WickedlyWorded … mind-spasm! Best of Bells to you … Mr. Mew 🙂 #UseBothHands
12.12.14 at 14.44
is this what you do when you leave my site love? **giggle fit** my one-handed hero 🙂
12.11.20 at 17.52
spot on 😉
12.11.21 at 10.09
Loved ur penis prose … love that my comment was ‘spot on’ even more! xxB
12.11.21 at 15.27
wonderfully put! Loved it…and yes…could empathise too!
12.09.14 at 01.28
hey thanks
12.09.14 at 05.55
You so fooony.
Have you read this one?
http://melancholicallymanic.wordpress.com/2012/04/21/napowrimo-dia-21-a-dirty-senryu-for-you/
12.09.09 at 13.22
i have now 😉
12.09.09 at 14.39
I kept seeing your face around WordPress. Finally gave it some clickage. I am not disappointed.
12.09.07 at 10.21
thank you becca – delighted to hear that – i hope you keep coming back
12.09.07 at 10.47
and why not!
12.09.07 at 05.28
exactly 🙂
12.09.07 at 06.17
I nominated you as one of my favourite blogs 😀
http://overthinkingmind.wordpress.com/2012/09/06/nominations/
12.09.06 at 14.16
hey thanks 😀
12.09.06 at 15.53
I ended up placing the stress on the last syllable of ‘orgasm’. Because of course I read it out loud in my mind 😉
12.09.06 at 12.51
haha – i guess you were right 😉
12.09.06 at 12.52
Splish …splash…..love a… cum bath
12.09.05 at 20.01
and i love your poetry
12.09.06 at 05.13
To: Mr. Mew
From: Mrs. Fever
Re: *Self-Induced* Orgasm
NOTHING beats that spasm…? Nothing? Really, Kyle?
12.09.05 at 17.59
Dear Mrs. Fever,
You are quite right, I can think of many things that beat that spasm, i was stuck coming up with a rhyme for most of them 😉
12.09.06 at 05.12
I had to do a double-take on that response, Kyle. At first I thought you said you wanted me to beat you until you spasmed. Uhhh…
Can’t imagine where my mind was… 😉
12.09.09 at 00.24
i wish i had written that now – it sounds awesome
12.09.09 at 05.52
And they call it self-abuse….
12.09.05 at 13.05
i know! why?
12.09.05 at 17.13
This sounds so… deliciously good.
12.09.05 at 12.12
i hoped you’d like it
12.09.05 at 17.12
Love it!
12.09.06 at 02.37
😆
12.09.06 at 05.14
You rock, dude.
12.09.05 at 11.09
thanks trent
12.09.05 at 17.12
Seriously, love your stuff. You deliver every time.
12.09.05 at 20.52
Two thumbs up! Bravo! Same here buddy — excepting the splashing jiz and quivering cock part 🙂
12.09.05 at 10.29
thumbs up where?
12.09.05 at 17.12
Ahahaha!
12.09.05 at 18.47
You are The King, My Kyle!
Wank Bisous,
Dawn
12.09.05 at 09.05
thanks dawn – wank bisous sounds fascinating – can’t wait
kyle
12.09.05 at 17.12
I agree.
12.09.05 at 08.08
glad to hear that too
12.09.05 at 08.59
speechless but smiling
12.09.05 at 08.06
glad to hear that
12.09.05 at 08.58
mmmmm
and it’s not even sunday
12.09.05 at 08.02
i might have another one for sunday 😉
12.09.05 at 08.58
oh i’m sure you’ll have more than one before then 😉 but please, do share won’t you?
12.09.05 at 09.20
you can count on it
12.09.05 at 09.44
1, 2, 3, 4, 5….69.
12.09.05 at 09.45
WOW!!! like so much
12.09.05 at 07.19
thank you foxy
12.09.05 at 08.58
You are ever so welcome Kyle 😉
12.09.05 at 09.04