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Sometimes I wish I could do that to my husband, but he is more creative than I am and I’m a bit fearful of retaliation.
13.01.24 at 08.36
yeah, you wouldn’t want something like that escalating 😉
13.01.28 at 08.42
good stress release mechanism. I should do it to my imaginary roommate.
12.10.21 at 18.36
as long as your imaginary roommate doesn’t do it back, eh?
12.10.21 at 19.32
Hmmm, think I’d rather she were mad at me.
12.10.18 at 13.09
i totally agree georgia 🙂
12.10.18 at 13.30
wish i thought of that..i just divorced him! I’m not the Sadist though!
12.10.18 at 09.35
shame
12.10.18 at 09.57
Hahahaha, this is hilarious! Brilliant, seriously.
Are you on Twitter? I’d love to exchange poetry and writings with you sometimes.
Regards,
Daan van den Bergh (@IFkknRokk)
12.10.18 at 06.57
thanks daan – i’m @kylemew i think – i rarely use twitther but look forward to seeing you here 🙂
12.10.18 at 07.12
Gold! Good one, will have to share that one about. Way to mix some disturbing mental images with some true funny.
12.10.17 at 00.38
thanks trent – its either an old joke or a true story, i can’t remember 🙂
12.10.17 at 07.37
I have always thought of mean things to do with toothbrushes…I just didn’t have the heart!
12.10.19 at 23.35
hehe – i’m glad to hear it
12.10.20 at 06.26
I love your clever graphic layout – you’re a visual artist Kyle.
12.10.16 at 16.02
and a verbal pervert – thank you jayne
12.10.16 at 16.06
Haha. Kyle! You’ve outdone yourself this time.
12.10.16 at 15.58
or was it she who outdid me?
12.10.16 at 16.01
or been outdone?
12.10.16 at 16.04
Oh, she definitely outdid you. 😛
12.10.16 at 16.09
i can taste the defeat
12.10.16 at 16.12
That can’t be pleasant. XD
12.10.16 at 21.44
Clever, dirty and just plain hilarious!
12.10.16 at 15.28
that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
12.10.16 at 15.32
hahaha….she’s got style:)
12.10.16 at 15.17
she doesn’t put up with any shit, that’s for sure
12.10.16 at 15.20
OMG! THAT’s some kind of anger management technique! 😀
12.10.16 at 15.04
if it works…
12.10.16 at 15.20
LOL! Yes, and it seems that it works for HER. 😉
12.10.16 at 15.22
and i wish them many, happy, fight-free years together 😉
12.10.16 at 15.24
LOL! 😉
12.10.16 at 15.34
So THAT’S the secret to harmonious relationships! Bleccch.
12.10.16 at 14.57
many have said the same of lorena bobbitt
12.10.16 at 15.19
What do you do when you find yourself horney in grocery store?
12.10.16 at 15.28
carry my shopping directly in front of me?
12.10.16 at 15.30
I knew you would come up with something? I hate going by the cucumbers…
12.10.16 at 15.33
i’m the same with melons
12.10.16 at 15.34
I didn’t understand her approach—she cut off the most pleasing part of the guy!
12.10.16 at 15.56
no no no – the only thing she got wrong was to throw the penis into the field – she should have kept that and thrown him into the field
12.10.16 at 15.57
Ahhh, okay—yes!! That makes a lot of sense. But nobody ever said she was smart.
12.10.16 at 15.58
it was probably quite hard to tell the two apart, to be fair
12.10.16 at 16.04
HA!
12.10.16 at 16.04
sorry to butt in here, but i agree with madame…lorena’s trouble was throwing ‘it’ out the window and not ‘him’. silly woman. i hear pickling works wonders!
12.10.16 at 15.59
vacuum packing too, i hear lol
12.10.16 at 16.00
yeah, just love when you open the vacuum sealed bag and whatever is inside expands to 4 or 5 times it’s size…yay. Uh, i mean, that’s gross mew.
12.10.16 at 16.02
and vacuum packing too
12.10.16 at 16.05
Never underestimate her….
Bisous My Kyle,
Dawn
12.10.16 at 14.56
never, ever my dawn
kisses back at ya and right after i’ve cleaned my teeth
12.10.16 at 15.16
Yes, oh yuck. Unless…somebody could appreciate eating shit — and there are those people 😦
12.10.16 at 14.47
not this sucker, i fear. although that would be funny, if she thought she was getting revenge but really just helping him get his rocks off lol
12.10.16 at 15.16
Yeah, like the joke would be on her!
12.10.16 at 15.30
hahaha.
12.10.16 at 14.47
😆
12.10.16 at 15.14
LOL YUCK
12.10.16 at 14.35
lol, yes
12.10.16 at 15.14
thank you for that hehe lovely as always
12.10.16 at 15.45
It’s nice to be single sometimes!
Oh, and stop being so clever, you are making the rest of us look bad ;).
12.10.16 at 14.32
well stop being so kind in your comments, you are making me blush 😉
12.10.16 at 15.14
Fine… prick.
12.10.16 at 15.14
you calling me a prick really shouldn’t turn me on…
12.10.16 at 15.21
he he he!
12.10.16 at 14.29
thanks PC
12.10.16 at 15.12
omfg
i would never…
…have thought of that
hehe
now i am…
…thanks mew
what color’s your toothbrush again?
(wouldn’t want to make a shit mistake, know what i’m sayin’?)
12.10.16 at 14.29
hang on, lemme check… brown it would appear
12.10.16 at 15.12
somehow mew, i knew you were gonna say that.
eeeewwwww
buy a new one will ya?
12.10.16 at 15.18
i will, a vibrating one
12.10.16 at 15.22
need batteries? got plenty. 😉
12.10.16 at 15.27
triple a
12.10.16 at 15.31
got it!
12.10.16 at 15.44
Hey, is this new toothpaste?
12.10.16 at 14.25
it doesn’t have much of a whitening effect
12.10.16 at 15.11
Oh God — il! Ahahaha!
12.10.16 at 15.31
I get it! sweet sweet revenge..
12.10.16 at 14.23
except not so sweet 🙂
12.10.16 at 15.11