You think you’re funny?
i like my women like i like my coffee.
What? hot, sweet and black?
nah, bought from a street corner and costing less than three quid.
You think you’re funny, don’t you?
sure, i could make people laugh just reading from a dictionary.
Really? how would you do that then?
i’d read it with my cock hanging out.
kyle mew 
That certainly made me chuckle. It reminds me of the best wedding advice I received: “When you guys argue, strip naked. Especially in middle age, nothing funnier than angry people naked.” I admit, when we argue, if one of us gets naked, we no longer think of anger. Though I’m not sure we think of humor either…
12.12.01 at 10.17
Well that’s awesome. (Then again, you referenced coffee. Weak spot.)
12.11.20 at 17.54
thanks 🙂
12.11.21 at 10.10
I have a few dictionaries in my house… We should read together sometime 😜
12.11.18 at 04.14
hehe – its a date mate 🙂
12.11.18 at 06.03
I wouldn’t be laughing.
12.10.31 at 13.37
you would if you saw it lol
12.10.31 at 15.55
Where have you been? If you are in the Witness Protection Program, don’t answer.
12.11.05 at 02.21
haha – i’m on vacation until the end of next week, when i will be back with a vengeance
12.11.07 at 08.07
If someone said that to me on an internet first date, I’d be hooked.
12.10.23 at 05.51
we’ll have to go on a date then 😉
12.10.23 at 06.05
Just as much respect for females as for coffee. Barbaric.
It was pretty funny, though
12.10.22 at 16.11
i wrote it for the humour alone – please don’t think that i disrespect coffee
12.10.22 at 16.14
I am not convinced, sir
12.10.22 at 17.01
to be honest, neither am i – but it was worth a punt i guess 🙂
12.10.22 at 17.11
Ha. You really are funny.
12.10.22 at 17.12
Thanks for following, Kyle
12.10.22 at 17.13
There you are My Kyle! I am really laughing out loud.
Bisous,
Dawn
12.10.22 at 13.41
delighted to hear it dawn 🙂
12.10.22 at 14.40
Haha… DICKtionary.
12.10.22 at 12.48
haha – wish i’d thought of that – would have made a great title – thanks becca 😆
12.10.22 at 13.37
This was so bad that it was good damn it. I hate myself for liking it! x
12.10.22 at 06.04
haha – i hated myself for writing it lol
12.10.22 at 07.40
So we’re even.
Not sure how I got to that conclusion…
12.10.22 at 07.50
You made me smile, quite an achievement at around 6:30 am on an Autumn morning.
12.10.22 at 01.30
yay – glad to hear it 🙂
12.10.22 at 07.40
To paraphrase David Niven, I make it a point never to laugh at a man’s shortcomings.
12.10.21 at 23.11
but its neither short, or coming
12.10.22 at 07.39
Oh, I’m with Ruby–dress it up and you’ll get a laugh. 😉
12.10.21 at 20.27
top hat or bowler?
12.10.22 at 07.39
If I happened upon you reading the following word in the dictionary, I’d laugh, promise!
Pulchritudinous – pul·chri·tu·di·nous (adj.)
Characterized by or having great physical beauty and appeal
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 😉
12.10.21 at 18.09
i’d laugh trying to pronounce it ♥
12.10.22 at 07.39
rofl. that’s why i put the pronunciation there for you! 😉
12.10.22 at 08.52
i pronounce it rhon-da – it means the same thing 🙂
12.10.22 at 09.01
oooooh, very clever mew. brownie points for you!
12.10.22 at 10.21
This post really did make me laugh. Riotously. Feels good to laugh. OMFG Kyle! 🙂
12.10.21 at 18.08
glad i made you smile renee
12.10.22 at 07.38
Ha! Great…
12.10.21 at 18.06
cheers 🙂
12.10.22 at 07.37
Oh groan Kyle, groan!
12.10.21 at 18.01
sorry trent
12.10.22 at 07.37
I’ll live, I guess. Good to see you back in the swing of posting.
12.10.22 at 08.33
thanks man – it might get a bit interrupted over the next few weeks but we’ll see 🙂
12.10.22 at 08.36
Yeah well some interruptions are better than others. Hope yours goes smashingly well – but I warn you, I expect some awesome awesome posts after the visit concludes (not on the topic mind you, but please take all that pent up whatever and splurge on some crazy writing, I’d welcome it).
12.10.22 at 08.48
you can count on it mate 🙂
12.10.22 at 09.02
Hahaha….nice!
12.10.21 at 17.59
thanks isabella
12.10.22 at 07.37
I’m not so sure you would make me laugh reading the dictionary with an exposed cock -perhaps if you painted a face on it and made it wear a little hat – but the rest of the piece made me laugh. 😉
12.10.21 at 17.59
Kyle,
You never leave us hanging with your punchlines…
Le Clown
12.10.21 at 17.56
merci monsieur clune
12.10.21 at 17.58