Beer mat
It was a dodgy kinda pub, you know the sort, dark and seedy, old men nursing their half pints so as to make them last the whole evening, or topping up their glasses from cans in a bag under the table, but I was meeting the man there, so there wasn’t much I could do except grin and bear it.
When I got up to visit the bathroom, several heads spun silently in my direction, beady eyes weighing up my pint greedily. I sat back down and flipped over a beer mat. On the back I wrote, in simple block letters “I HAVE SPAT IN THIS BEER”, propped it up against the glass and went and took a leak.
When I got back, my drink remained untouched. I grinned, I was way to smart for these lowlifes, I thought. I took the card and laid it back on the grubby Formica. I took three long gulps of the cool, golden liquid and then noticed that underneath my words on the beer mat, someone had written the words “SO HAVE WE”.
This so made my day! 😀
12.12.04 at 04.59
i’m so glad to hear that – thank you
12.12.04 at 07.32
Reblogged this on Infernal Deity of a Psychotic Mind and commented:
Simple, yet very funny in a dark sense of the word. Love it
12.11.24 at 23.52
I laughed so hard, this was a gem. Thanks for sharing.
12.11.24 at 23.50
any time and thanks for the reblog
12.11.25 at 06.09
I love to reblog something which is interesting, I do this with most blogs I follow as well as posting them on all sites which do so.
12.11.25 at 21.19
I miss you. Please write.
Love,
me
12.11.21 at 01.07
i miss writing – i’ll have something up here soon – thanks you
12.11.21 at 10.11
Funny 🙂
12.11.18 at 04.11
ta 🙂
12.11.18 at 06.02
It made me smile, thanks for the laugh.
12.11.15 at 05.22
happy to oblige
12.11.15 at 08.38
and where are you?
me, so bluntly asking…
12.11.14 at 23.22
blunt is fine 🙂 i’m at home in london but have the world’s most beautiful woman staying with me so its like a vacation in heaven 🙂
12.11.15 at 08.38
Yes Kyle..as it should, cheers!
You are excused for not blogging….
12.11.15 at 20.03
brill!
12.11.10 at 18.19
ta
12.11.11 at 05.55
I nominated you for an award
http://geminisub.wordpress.com/2012/11/10/i-got-an-award-thank-you
12.11.10 at 17.44
thank you – away at the moment but will get to it when i get back – thanks again
12.11.11 at 05.57
lol..i missed the laughs!
12.11.03 at 12.21
thank you
12.11.03 at 12.53
i missed you-man
12.11.06 at 00.05
you too – see you soon 🙂
12.11.07 at 08.08
At least they didn’t piss in it. 😉
12.10.31 at 18.11
oooh yuck.
12.10.31 at 16.21
🙂
12.10.31 at 16.34
If I were only half as clever as you I’d be a really clever motherfucker.
12.10.31 at 13.38
Too smart for each other. LOL!
12.10.30 at 14.57
it was a true meeting of equals 🙂
12.10.30 at 16.54
Oh, but admit it: you couldn’t help your curious self and finish it, right!? 😛
12.10.30 at 14.38
i’ll never tell hehe
12.10.30 at 16.54
ewwwwww!
12.10.30 at 13.15
hehe – yes indeed
12.10.30 at 16.53
Oh geez! Shit I wonder generally how much spit and other stuff we have ingested unwittingly in these damn bars and restaurants. Hehehehehehe!
12.10.30 at 13.11
i won’t settle for any less than 5% spittle, or i want my money back
12.10.30 at 16.52
Dun dun DUNNNNNNNN!
12.10.30 at 12.52
great response becca – love it
12.10.30 at 16.51
Hmmmmmmmmm I would have finished the drink first hehe
12.10.30 at 09.10
good thinking foxy
12.10.30 at 16.51
Oh the pleasure of disgust.
12.10.30 at 09.08
you got it 😆
12.10.30 at 16.50
You cold’nut pay me to ignore these posts!
17.03.02 at 08.28
Yikes! 🙂
12.10.30 at 08.08
😀 indeed! thanks
12.10.30 at 16.50
Some times those lowlifes are smarter than we give them credit for…
12.10.30 at 08.08
hehe – very true
12.10.30 at 16.49