Oh God

oh god!
how i love your eyes,
and your tits,
and your thighs.

oh god!
how i love your toes,
and your butt,
and your nose,

and god!
how i love your armpits
as much
as i love your tits.

oh god!
how i love your ass,
like a cow
loves the grass.

but god!
how i love your tits,
but i
already said this.

19 responses

  1. Hah, love this. Short and sweet, and does what it says on the tin šŸ™‚

    13.08.21 at 15.56

    • i just wish i could have found a word to rhyme with elbow – thank you honey

      13.08.21 at 16.09

  2. Tits rule.

    13.08.21 at 08.18

    • yes! they rock and rule! well, yours do

      13.08.21 at 08.38

  3. Some things need to be repeated… šŸ˜‰

    13.08.21 at 05.47

    • thank you, thank you

      13.08.21 at 07.14

  4. šŸ˜€ Made me smile, as always.

    13.08.21 at 03.39

    • thank you – you made my day, as always

      13.08.21 at 07.14

  5. Nice.

    13.08.20 at 20.19

  6. who is this? cannot possibly be mew! not with THAT title. and armpits? really
    šŸ˜†

    13.08.20 at 19.17

    • really? i thought it was so me.

      13.08.20 at 20.40

  7. G

    Hehe, good one!

    13.08.20 at 19.10

    • aw thanks šŸ™‚ why did you like it?

      13.08.20 at 19.11

      • G

        I’m a big fan of rhyming, tits, and ass

        13.08.20 at 19.11

        • tits and ass?
          so coming fast!

          13.08.20 at 20.39

  8. like a cow loves grass, lmfao šŸ˜€

    13.08.20 at 19.08

    • like a cow needs grass

      13.08.20 at 20.37

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