Growing old
As I get older, I find that I can’t do a lot of the things I used to do. I used to be able to bend an iron bar over my erect phallus. It was a great party trick. I can’t do it any more though, my wrists are shot to fuck.
This entry was posted on 14.09.10 by Kyle. It was filed under comedy, flash fiction and was tagged with aging, comedy, iron bar, party tricks, penis, phallus.
For me it’s the thumbs. Fucking things are useless! Sucks when you need those opposable fuckers to still do what you use-ta could and but now can’t even if ya wants-ta
Wait…I just un-forgot somethin’ I use-ta remember….it’s the mind that goes first!
Shit, now THATS-A-BITCH when you can’t remember what you use-ta-could but now-ya-can’t cause you ferget how!
Now where’d I put my vibrator…….anybody?
14.09.10 at 17.20
haha – i’m sure i don’t know 😉
14.09.10 at 17.37
haha
14.09.10 at 17.42