Is this why women don’t stick around?

“i see there’s no milk in the fridge!”
“how can you see what isn’t there?”
“what?”
“if it’s not there, how can you see it?”
“i can see you haven’t bought any bloody milk!”
“how?”
“’cause it’s not there, fuck nuts!”
“i know, i forgot, but what does no milk look like?”
“like no milk!”
“but if it’s not there, how can you see it’s not milk? it might be not eggs that you’re looking at.”
“did you forget the fucking eggs too!?”
“what does it look like?”

4 responses

  1. Nice to see you back

    17.05.23 at 06.26

    • ta paula – can i see your back?

      17.05.23 at 09.52

  2. LivRancourt

    I dated that guy…smh…

    17.05.22 at 18.08

    • never date a pedant lol – unless you are one, or i’m the pedant

      17.05.22 at 18.46

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