Barred
Why didn’t you tell me you kept a blog?
I didn’t really want you reading it. It’s not really me, it’s just like rough notes and ideas and stuff.
Bull-crap! It’s totally you: it’s sweet and pathetic and it tries too hard to be funny and clever. It’s exactly like you!
Hmm, how much have you read?
Oh, loads la. I love it. It’s a shame you don’t have any actual talent or –
Have you read any of the erotica?
– actual talent or anything worth writing about, is what I was trying to say [ SCOWLS ]. Have I read any of the filth? Yes, and it’s disgusting. But so are you. [ SMIRKS ] I’m not complaining am I?
It’s just a bit embarrassing, having you read that kinda stuff, it’s like having you walk in on me masturbating.
I can see how that would be embarrassing yes, but you don’t masturbate publicly on WordPress do you?
I tried once, but it got no likes and some of the comments about my penis hurt my feelings.
[ ALMOST LAUGHS ] Nice.
Sooo, you wanna watch me have a wank then?
[ SIGHS ] Why are you so determined to get yourself barred from my vagina Kyle?
kyle mew 
Dude. Hilarious.
21.08.01 at 12.09
Thanks man. I have a fantastic muse, but don’t tell her, I don’t think she knows I keep a blog.
21.08.01 at 14.52
I’m so curious now… did I tell you yet how happy I am to see you back and posting, and bring your own very unique voice back to the blogosphere?
21.08.02 at 21.57
Oh trust me, I know everything about you Mew, including your passwords – see?
Thank you Trent, I know that Kyle is pleased to be back and he told me that he was particularly happy to see that you were still around.
21.08.03 at 09.46
Whaaaat… who is this, then???
21.08.04 at 08.17
It’s me. Her. The woman from Kyle’s ridiculous stories. I’ve locked him out. Temporarily mind, as I believe he is about to bring this rather poorly thought out series of dialogues to something of a spectacular conclusion in the next post or two. I’d appreciate it if you could make a point of reading them Trent as (you know) Kyle is in dire need of some tips on how to string a coherent sentence together. I’ve tried my best but I fear it may just be congenital stupidity. Anyway good luck with that, as you will see, I won’t be around for long. Ax
21.08.04 at 12.14
Yikes. It seems like my efforts are needed here. I’m on it!
21.08.08 at 15.11