[INT – WAITING ROOM – DAY]
“Square root of minus one.
[TUTS] “Favourite colour?
“What’s this for?
“To see if your a dickhead or not. [SMILES] Favourite colour?
“I don’t know what it’s called [BEAT] like, I dunno, minge-mauve?
[LAUGH/SNORT] “You mean pussy-pink?
[BOTH LAUGHING] “More a vulva-violet but yeah that. whatever the colour of the human cunt is.
[STILL LAUGHING] “You’re disgusting Kyle.
“Yeah, but you love me.