About

  • i am a writer and a designer and a developer and a layabout
  • i have been a cartoonist and a soldier and a web designer
  • i have been a teacher, an addict and a street fundraiser
  • i live in london but spend most of my time in wordpress
  • i like to do voluntary work and single mothers
  • i have had radio plays broadcast and a book on programming published
  • i like to type in lower case because it is easier to masturbate when you don’t have to use the ‘shift’ key
  • i have no idea what this blog is about

~ k )

123 responses

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  2. “i like to type in lower case because it is easier to masturbate when you don’t have to use the ‘shift’ key”

    Of course one can masturbate and still use the shift key!

    Doing one hand typing is slow work. But one finishes eventually.

    13.08.30 at 21.36

  3. Thank you for dropping by my blog. Please use the shift key 😉 lol

    13.07.31 at 17.27

  4. Funny blog, raw and cheeky, I enjoyed looking around.

    13.07.27 at 04.11

    • thank you so much – i appreciate that and that you told me so, you have made my day

      13.07.27 at 08.12

      • I’m glad! You have quite a no-holds-barred voice there!

        13.07.27 at 08.14

  5. you left out mean cowardly bastard

    13.07.13 at 22.56

  6. I was a street fundraiser too once, not for me. I can’t be that perky on cue after so many no’s successfully. But I loved it when I cartooned stories.

    Interesting blog here. I’m enjoying it.

    13.05.22 at 01.42

    • thank you very much – nice to meet someone who has been both a cartoonist and a fundraiser, not many of us about 🙂

      14.09.16 at 10.23

      • True. It’s rare! Lol. 🙂

        14.09.17 at 18.33

  7. All I can say is …I MISS YOU KYLE! quietly, as I lay all oiled up and under warm covers …with nothing on but thoughts of you. What the hell are you doing?

    13.05.17 at 00.41

    • i miss you too jayne, especially with that description – life has evolved but i’ll be around 🙂

      13.05.17 at 07.07

      • I’m happy to hear you’re still around here. You can’t stop writing…and you would like the gag and blindfold – of course! xo, Jayne

        13.05.17 at 15.59

        • Good article and right to the point. I am not sure if this is really the best place to ask but do you people have any thoughts on where to get some prifossoenal writers? Thanks

          17.03.02 at 08.06

  8. Here’s a nomination for you, you’ve never heard before, all u have to do is tumble down the rabbit hole or follow this link, whichever u prefer http://idpm.me/2013/05/12/you-nique-award-2/
    🙂

    13.05.11 at 23.01

    • i’lll take the rabbit hole 😉

      13.05.16 at 15.50

      • And I’ll be waiting for you, but in the mean time ask me the damn question….:)

        13.05.17 at 00.39

        • what question? 🙂

          13.05.17 at 07.05

          • The award had only one rule; you must ask a question to the person who awarded you

            13.05.18 at 23.14

            • ah i see, lol – sorry buddy but i don’t do the award thing – i’m really flattered that you nominated me tho, thanks 🙂

              13.05.19 at 09.35

  9. CaptKitty

    I have been reading your posts and my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. The bad part is that I’m reading your blog at work which doesn’t post well for me when my supervisor passes by and wants to know what I find so amusing. I also don’t actually do my work either. Dude, you are AWESOME!

    13.01.24 at 08.30

    • thank you so much – hope i didn’t get you into trouble – thanks again 🙂

      13.01.28 at 08.42

  10. How can I email you?

    13.01.08 at 05.00

  11. Dear Kyle…as one of our most loyal and active followers in 2012, we wanted to say thank you and wish you a very happy and healthy New Year!! All the best to you! Hovercraftdoggy

    12.12.31 at 05.55

    • thank you and the same to you ❤

      13.01.03 at 10.19

  12. It is with great pleasure that I nominate you for the Liebster Award. I can hardly wait to read your answers to my questions and reveal more about yourself. All details are in my blog. Love Lucianus.

    12.12.16 at 23.24

  13. Kyle honey, how come most of your blogs I get email notifications for cannot be found on your blog?

    12.12.04 at 01.24

    • don’t know luc ???

      12.12.04 at 07.29

      • It happened in the last 3 or 4 posts, I wonder if you changed your mind and deleted them after publishing.

        12.12.04 at 21.24

  14. Btw, I love your disclaimer. LOL

    12.10.21 at 12.05

  15. I think I`ve read everything you posted. So I guess that means i“m a lil….well, i can think of a few words to fill that gap! 🙂

    12.10.13 at 21.51

    • Kyle

      i’d love to hear those words – and thank you 😉

      12.10.14 at 19.17

      • Lady Lovely

        I would love tell you too, but I’m not quite sure how public I want those inner thoughts to be…I’ll tell you this much, Piccadilly is my favourite so far 🙂

        12.10.14 at 19.29

        • Kyle

          thank you 😀

          12.10.14 at 21.28

  16. I’ve enjoyed reading your posts! Very entertaining! Most make me laugh out loud, some make me…keep…reading the next post 🙂 Great site!

    12.10.13 at 12.38

    • thank you so much – do be warned that some of the posts are a little x-rated 😉

      12.10.13 at 12.43

      • ladylovelyblogger

        🙂 It’s fine by me-Lady Lovely does have an alter ego that I keep hidden from people 😛 Shhh..don’t tell!

        12.10.13 at 12.45

        • your secret is safe with me 🙂

          12.10.13 at 12.46

          • ladylovelyblogger

            🙂 I knew you could be trusted!

            12.10.13 at 12.50

  17. Nowadays we kind of communicate thru likes only…That requires a word as well so…

    Just wanted to say hi 🙂

    Wishing you a good moment

    J

    12.09.20 at 08.42

    • hey thank you j – you are quite right
      k

      12.09.20 at 08.46

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  19. i had no idea you live in London….. and you also like to do single mothers?

    hahah…, really???.. i laughed …., lucky for me i a m a single mother in the USA……..,…

    12.09.10 at 21.40

    • or lucky for me?

      12.09.11 at 04.56

      • hahah… i laugh, you very cool and very brave ,i read your vulgar writing all the time and i love it….
        very fresh and keep going….

        12.09.11 at 11.10

        • yoo can count on it – thank you for enjoying my vulgar musings

          12.09.11 at 17.41

          • yes…., mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…… very nice….
            you are trouble….,bad bad man…..

            12.09.11 at 19.25

            • oooh, i like it when you call me a bad bad man – i guess i should be punished then…

              12.09.12 at 05.34

              • you are…..and me and you even know better..

                12.09.12 at 06.36

  20. I had to nominate you: http://trentlewin.com/

    12.08.29 at 00.04

    • thanks buddy 🙂

      12.08.29 at 06.31

      • I figure from your blog that you don’t wholly go in for this stuff, but it had to be done. Recognition where it is deserved.

        12.08.29 at 08.15

        • you’re too kind – its true: if each of us nominate 7 other bloggers at the rate of one a day – it would only take two weeks before we all drowned in awards 🙂

          12.08.29 at 11.07

  21. Porkchop

    This blog is my new favorite place on the internet.

    12.08.13 at 18.09

    • wow – that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me – thanks 🙂

      12.08.14 at 05.24

  22. I was right about You …………:) see 🙂 xo

    12.08.13 at 16.20

    • hehe – thanks cat – this is hardly a glowing resume though 😉

      12.08.14 at 05.21

      • i know what u mean – but look underneath it all 🙂
        between the words 🙂

        12.08.14 at 10.13

  23. So I see you all the time on here, we seem to follow a lot of the same people. I am staring to read and follow this blog …. lets be friends doll xo.

    12.07.11 at 21.08

    • hey thanks and yeah, lets xo

      12.07.12 at 05.19

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  25. deviantdiaries

    Congrats! I have nominated you for a Lovely Blogger Award! http://wp.me/p2r2lH-6F

    12.06.28 at 15.29

  26. deviantdiaries

    how do i invite you back to my blog…I am making it private and would love to have you along for the ride…

    12.06.27 at 21.11

    • i requested access, that should do it – thanks for the invite babe

      12.06.28 at 04.34

      • deviantdiaries

        Most welcome…thanks for accepting 🙂

        12.06.28 at 10.18

  27. lol….the single mother’s line cracks me up!

    12.06.24 at 09.11

    • thanks honey. its true too – i like kids and i like strong, independent women and single mums tend to have both 🙂

      12.06.24 at 09.14

      • Call it female intuition, but I’m betting both single moms and their kids fall madly in love with you! xoxox

        12.06.24 at 09.16

        • i really couldn’t say – one hopes so

          12.06.24 at 09.53

          • Didn’t you know? I’m never wrong when it comes to my intuition! xoxoxo

            12.06.24 at 11.03

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  29. deviantdiaries

    lovely to meet you…will be following in between masturbation sessions, or perhaps during 😉

    12.06.20 at 09.58

    • during is always best, look forward to it

      12.06.20 at 10.00

  30. sarahjaneprosetry

    i like to do voluntary work and single mothers

    I’m going to be chuckling all night

    12.06.18 at 20.23

    • thank you sarah, i’m glad

      14.09.16 at 10.25

  31. I’m sure it’s not your first award, but you’re on my list for the Lovely Blog award – yes, really, you. Turning me on in less than 100 words is a lovely thing in deed. 🙂

    http://kaylalords.wordpress.com/2012/06/16/im-blushing/

    12.06.16 at 22.48

    • thank you kayla – i am flattered to the point of physical arousal

      12.06.17 at 06.18

      • Well, I guess I need to nominate you for more awards then, huh? lol

        12.06.17 at 21.40

        • please don’t my ego couldn’t take it

          12.06.18 at 05.43

  32. clownonfire

    Kyle,
    It took awhile, but you were patient, and you knew how to tease Le Clown just enough.
    http://clownonfire.wordpress.com/blogroll/
    Le Clown

    12.06.12 at 18.56

    • i knew i’d get there in the end – le thank you

      12.06.12 at 20.02

      • clownonfire

        You should have been there in the first place. Cheers, buddy. You have a GREAT blog.
        Le Clown

        12.06.12 at 20.12

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  34. cool blog.

    12.06.04 at 15.50

    • thank you very much

      12.06.05 at 13.02

  35. You, my newest, are on my very short Ginormous list. No words….just friends always~
    R

    12.06.03 at 20.46

  36. Did you know you were Susan’s 100th follower! What a nice surprise!

    12.05.26 at 03.24

    • wow that’s cool

      12.05.26 at 10.36

      • It is…and she thanked you on her site. Hope your Saturday has some fun in it!

        12.05.26 at 13.32

        • i saw – i hope yours does too!

          12.05.26 at 13.33

          • Thanks. Headed to the airport in a couple of hours to pick up nephew coming in for the holiday weekend. Should be fun…I like having twenty somethings around, keeps my mind in the game! 🙂

            12.05.26 at 14.06

  37. Kyle…I’m working on a little side project (strictly for personal use) and want to ask persmission to ‘pinch’ some of your more colorful commentary. Is that ok? Won’t use it anywhere public. 😉

    12.05.25 at 16.08

    • sure rhonda – let me know what though, please – just so i can feel flattered

      12.05.25 at 16.19

      • Absolutely. And thanks

        12.05.25 at 16.56

  38. Mike is Happy

    now that explains e.e. cummings.

    12.05.24 at 13.53

    • he was a wanker, wasn’t he?

      12.05.24 at 13.55

      • Mike is Happy

        no shift key.

        12.05.24 at 13.58

  39. Hi, thanks for following me! I’m a web developer too 🙂

    12.05.20 at 17.18

  40. Kyle,
    Thanks for dropping by and sharing the morning moon with me. I appreciate it. Hope all is well
    Rhonda

    12.05.13 at 22.24

    • tonight’s moon is the biggest we will see for decades – i hope you spent a long time looking at it, i did

      12.05.13 at 22.27

  41. Kyle,
    I stopped thinking I was just going to say thanks for dropping by my Boys To Men blog and liking my Woman…Raise Thyself post. Ummm, that was like an hour ago! I am in lust with your site. You are amazingly talented and thoroughly entertaining. I cannot wait to spend quality time here, when I have quality time. Now I can stop previewing those stupid little snipets of free erotica on my Kindle…I’ll just come here! LOL. Thanks and drop by anytime.
    Rhonda

    12.05.11 at 16.20

    • thank you rhonda, you’ve made my day whole and my dick smile 🙂

      12.05.24 at 13.59

      • Well that’s a first for me….at least spoken ‘out loud’. Thanks Kyle!
        SOL

        12.05.24 at 14.35

  42. Only do single mothers?

    12.05.08 at 15.27

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