Is it still a haiku if it rhymes?
who needs poetry
when all it takes is just three
little words from me
Complaining
the food was awful,
i told her,
the service sucked,
i said,
the restroom was
a total disgrace,
and the parking was
fucked up.
i waited ages
for my meal,
the beer was warm,
the fish was cold,
and what she said
when i complained…
she said “sorry but
i don’t work here.”
More
i love you more
than coffee
and ice cream
i love you more
than my shoes
i love you more
than my phone
and my car
i love you more
than the blues
i love you more
than my dog
and red wine
i love you more
than xmas
i love you more
than whiskey
and beer
i love you more
than my x-box
i love you more
than lilacs
and sunsets
i love you more
than the fall
i love you more
than football
and boxing
i love you more
than it all
Mistakes
One thing
that I have learned
from my mistakes,
is that
I never learn
from my mistakes.
A lover of noetry
he was known for his noetry
and his uncanny ability
to find words that didn’t rhyme
quite exactly
he said that noetry
was nothing like chemistry
where things have to rhyme
most precisely
he was a lover of noetry
and also notography
where finding words that rhyme
wasn’t important
he would write his noetry
while seated on the lavatory
and sometimes he didn’t even
finish them properly
I am
i am deeply superficial
i get low when i am high
i am a devout atheist
and i giggle when i cry
i am a cowardly warrior
i feel caged in when i fly
i am a gentle hooligan
and i will live after i die
i am pretty ugly
i am honestly quite sly
i’m obesely skinny
and i wish that i knew why
The sun has got his hat on?
The sun has got his hat on.
Now that’s a fucking stupid idea,
What would the sun need a hat for?
To avoid sunstroke?
Or in case it rained?
Who let the cat out of the bag?
Well who bloody put it there?
You shouldn’t put cats in bags
In the first place,
That’s just not nice.
