Posts tagged “being a man

I do this thing

I do this thing, when I pass a beautiful woman on the street. I make this wow face. Sometimes I look back and get an eyefull  of her arse too. A good friend of mine pointed out to me that this was kinda sexist, and I guess she’s right. So, I amended  my behaviour. Now I make that wow face whenever I pass any woman on the street.


The best thing about being a man

The best thing about being a man, in my mind at least, is having a dick. They are such fun things to have. Not only is it like having your favourite toy with you all the time but dicks can be time savers too. Often, when I am feeling lazy, or just plain stupid, my dick can take over from my brain, and make decisions for me,  giving my brain a much needed rest. My dick may not be as smart as my brain but he is always optimistic and rarely dwells on questions such as “Is it right?” or “Will I get found out?”

The worst thing about being a man, in my mind at least, is having a dick.


I don’t always know

i don’t allways know what kind of man you want – i am just me.
why can’t i be sweet and be strong too?
sure, i wanna cover our bed in rose petals but i wanna shove your face into them as i fuck you roughly from behind.
sure, i wanna write you poetry but i wanna hear you read it as i eat you out.
i wanna wash your hair and back and light candles for your bath but i wanna spank your ass until its raw after.
i wanna die for you ok? but i wanna kill for you too.
i wanna take you for long walks in the countryside, then tie you to a tree and fuck you like a wild animal.
i wanna write you a love song and sing it as i come into your mouth, pinning you to the bed by your hair.
i want you to see me cry but i want you to see me fight just as much.
i wanna make things for you but i wanna break things too.
i don’t allways know what kind of man you want – i am just me.