My 200th post is looming and I want to whore it out, to you, to be your bitch. I want to write whatever you suggest in the comments. I will do the first one and the naughtiest one. Try not to be kind to me please.
I am flattered to have been nominated for two blogger awards, and I am honoured, and fully erect, to have been nominated by Kat of the wonderful SnarkySnatch and Gabriela of the fantastic Cribbings. Both awards require me to reveal things about myself and to nominate other bloggers. Well.. as you already know, if you follow my blog, there is nothing about me that is worthy of note, other than my tiny penis and my inability to get an erection. Also, I couldn’t possibly nominate other blogs, as I never actually read any of your boring shit. What? You don’t think I’ve got a life here?
Seriously – you all know all the weird shit about me already, with the exception of a couple of things that I will reveal in this post, like how tricky it is to type in my gimp outfit. You also know that I love you all (except you, of course) and couldn’t possibly select my favourite blogs. Nevertheless I’m gonna have a try, and there will be a lot more than seven.
Where do I start? well not with SnarkySnatch or Cribbings, obviously, their blogs suck. Of course, anyone who has ever visited their sites will know that I kid about that. These are blogs whose posts I await eagerly and miss when they are not there. If you don’t already follow them, then do so now.
SnarkySnatch is one of the highlights of my day, her posts are cutting and true and beautifully satirical and at the same time, gentle and honest and sweet (although I doubt she will thank me for those last three adjectives). I never know whether to wank or giggle when I read her posts, so I tend to do both (is that wrong Kat?).
Cribbings is another blog that thrills me with its honesty and freshness. This woman writes from her heart and you can feel that in her words, there is a real artistry to what she does and she talks about anything and everything with eloquence and feeling and wit.
Thank you both for nominating me – I love you both to pieces and one day I may even bother to read your blogs.
Enough arse licking, eh? (although I would happily lick these girls butts all day and not just metaphorically – in fact, I would willingly eat a mile of their shit, just to see where it came from. Ain’t I the romantic, eh?
Here are some of the blogs that get me up in the morning. They are in no particular order but… if I had to pick a favourite it would have to be Tales of a Charm City Chick by the outstanding La La. These delightful anecdotes and snippets of 21st century city life capture what its like to be a woman today and do it with charm and humour and clever insight, although she does need to work on her spelling and grammar a bit.
If I had to pick another favourite it would most certainly be My Own Private Universe by my great friend, the drop-dead-gorgeous Robin. I love this woman and I love her blog. It is full of brilliantly clever insight and wonderfully and skilfully written. Follow her now, or I will have you killed. Her latest serialisation Ashes2Ashes is chilling and compelling and as beautiful as it is scary. Er… Robin, its not private if you blog it, ok?
If I could have just one more favourite it would be my mate Maria’s ArtfulHelix. Mostly a series of reviews of great artists and writers, ArtfulHelix has opened my mind and educated me and showed me things I thought I knew through fresh eyes.
There are so many blogs I want to mention. Like the wonderful Pete Armetta, who has the kind of romantic, deep heart that is a delight to find in a man these days. Then there is Wobsy of Mental Gymnastics whose blog is a never ending source of variety and fun and information.
Where would a mention of my favourite, most heart and cock warming blogs be without the arousing Gillian Colbert at Black door press, who I suspect is a female version of me, or Dahlia of Possessive Habits, whose dark heart thrills me to the core, or Love Sex and Marriage and Little Miss of Dirty Little Whispers, you write like 21st Century dirty little angels and I love you. You ladies fill my day with excitement, please never ever stop blogging.
A special mention has to be made of Susie Lindau, who is looking at writing naughty and, from what I’ve read, I think she will be brilliant at it, red-hot brilliant. can’t wait Susie. Also a blog I only just discovered needs a mention, June Like The Month is a blog you must check out, raw, honest and very sexy. I love people that can bare their souls like she does.
There are hundreds more ass-kicking blogs and I wish I had time to mention you all, but i got to go play with myself now.
Ok, enough arse-kissing. Know that I love every motherfucking one of you and you are all welcome to come and suck my dick anytime you want, boys as well as girls – one at a time or all together, its all good. You are like a family to me. I have found friendship and beauty and wisdom and art and greatness here on WordPress. I have found brilliance and thrills and laughter and tears through your words. Never go away or you will break my little heart.
~ k )