Posts tagged “dicks

Chips and dicks

so, i’m down this back alley
pukin’ up me chips,
when this geezer comes along
and feels up me tits.

“‘ow about a quickie luv?”
‘e asks me all polite.
“meh, whatever,” i says to ‘im,
“do what yer fuckin’ like.”

so, i’m down this back alley,
suckin’ on ‘is dick,
when the old bill come along
and drag us down the nick.

so, i’m down the station,
with a copper up me arse,
‘e makes me keep the cuffs on,
’cause ‘e knows that i’ve got class.