Posts tagged “featured blog

What a wanker!

Hey! I’m featured on WordPress’s Topics page, under the topic of Masturbation! I’m also featured on their Flash Fiction page. So I’m a wanker and a flasher. Proudest day of this blogger’s life. *sheds tear*

It seems I am already inspiring others to write about what a wanker I can be, like Rebekkah. Thank you Rebekkah

If you are wondering what I was doing typing ‘masturbation’ into the search field of WP’s Topics page, then this is clearly the first time you’ve visited my blog.

Do you know know what I like to think about when I masturbate?

You.