so, i’m trying to think of ways of getting her into some kinky stuff and ask her if she can think of anything we could do to spice up our sex life a little. she says that she’d like to have sex in every room in the house. now, i was hoping for whips and chains and stuff or at least handcuffs, but its a good start and if she wants to have sex in every room in the house, that’s fine with me. turns out that what she means is that she wants to have sex with all the other guys i live with.
She was the sweetest slut
That I have ever met.
She had handcuffs in her wardrobe
And rose petals on her bed.
She had butt plugs in the kitchen
And a vibrator in the hall.
She had a teddy on her pillow.
She was the sweetest slut of all.