Posts tagged “heads

The silly little fuckers.

There is an interesting fact about sunflowers, don’t know if you know this or not, but you know the way that they they follow the sun across the sky? Well imagine a sunflower grown above the Arctic circle (or below the sub-arctic circle) where the sun refuses to go down for three whole months at a time. The poor little things follow the sun round and round in pathetic little circles until they actually twist their own heads off.


Never

Never use poetry art or music to get inside a woman’s head.

Use them to get inside their knickers.