Cheat
i told my girlfriend that i would never cheat on her. not even if sarah silverman
and helen arney
both turned up on my doorstep, having a fight about which one of them got to fuck me first.
she thinks that’s really sweet. well… she does now… she won’t when she reads this and realises that, actually, if that ever did happen, then there is no way that i’d turn down a threesome with arney and silverman, they are two of the sexiest and funniest women on the planet.
sorry hon…
its only monopoly, don’t look at me stroppily
this is by the amazing helen arney
how is it possible that less than 200 people have watched this but the entire world seems to have watched ‘kitten playing with ball of string’? what is wrong with this species?
kyle mew 