The top 10 saddest things I ever wanked to

• the women’s fa cup final
• kerry katona drunk on this morning
• the russian grannies on eurovision
• the news
• the weather
• photos of my ex on vacation with her new guy
• the queen’s speech (any year)
• the jeremy kyle show
• pride and prejudice (the novel, not the movie)
• sarah palin

12.07.15 | Categories: comedy, flash fiction, masturbation, musings, the wanker | Tags: eurovision, jeremy kyle, kerry katona, masturbation, sad wanks, the queen | 54 Comments