The best thing about being a man, in my mind at least, is having a dick. They are such fun things to have. Not only is it like having your favourite toy with you all the time but dicks can be time savers too. Often, when I am feeling lazy, or just plain stupid, my dick can take over from my brain, and make decisions for me, giving my brain a much needed rest. My dick may not be as smart as my brain but he is always optimistic and rarely dwells on questions such as “Is it right?” or “Will I get found out?”
The worst thing about being a man, in my mind at least, is having a dick.